The Saturday 6-Pack

WWWP · 08-08-2020, 03:50 PM

1. Have you ever been in love with your teacher?

Well, there was a teacher in high school I had a big crush on. He was never my teacher, but I was his aid my senior year. We were always real coy with each other, covert flirts and leaving notes for each other and such but it was all pretty innocent. About two years after I graduated I was back in my hometown visiting and I ran into him at the bar and we had a drunken sloppy makeout sesh in an alleyway, lol, it was great. He's married with babies now, but he actually took my dog in when I moved and couldn't bring her with me, and he still send me pics of her playing with his kids and stuff, it's actually really sweet.

I was very into a college professor as well, the head of the Religious Studies Dept. I took every single class he offered and did two years of independent study where we'd meet in his office and he'd teach me Hebrew. We'd give each other little gifts, he gave me a Baphomet figurine with a huge dick on it and I gave him a Darwin fish decal he put on his car lol, fairly innocent stuff. I wasn't physically attracted to him, he's a bit of a pot-bellied, balding, Greek hobbit looking fellow (not to mention his daughter is only a year younger than me), but you know when you're horny for someone's brain? It was like that lol.

2. What is the nerdiest thing you've ever done?

Well, spending two years studying Hebrew because I was infatuated with my professor is a pretty nerdy thing to do.

Other than that... idk I was in Mathletes and always participated in Spelling Bees and Geography Bees and such when I was in school. I've put 300 hours into Civ 6 in the last two months... if I'm not playing Civ 6 I'm either playing Magic the Gathering, or Settlers of Catan. Maybe these are more geeky things than nerdy, idk.

3. Have you ever written someone a song?

Ofc. Everyone I've ever felt romantic toward has a song.

4. What is the strangest haircut/hair colour you've had?

Hmm I can't think of anything strange.. I got a boys haircut when I was little and kept that through middle school. I've dyed my hair a bunch of different colors and I've liked them all. But I guess blue, because of how it quickly fades into green (but the green was rad too!).

5. How many countries can you point out on a blind map?

I used to be able to name them all, but if I had to try today with no refresher I could probably get Europe, most of Africa, and North America... I always had trouble with South America and islands/archipelagos. I would bet I could score like 65% accuracy.

6. Have you ever tried to summon a demon?

Absolutely.

Lucem Ferre · 08-08-2020, 03:56 PM

I used to braid my hair and into horns like King Gordy.

**Marie Monday** · 08-08-2020, 04:02 PM

Hawk's answer about the hair makes me more curious about his looks than ever

The Batlord · 08-08-2020, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

I've put 300 hours into Civ 6 in the last two months... if I'm not playing Civ 6 I'm either playing Magic the Gathering, or Settlers of Catan. Maybe these are more geeky things than nerdy, idk.

You should check out the Total War series. Like Civ but with a lot of the mechanics simplified cause it's a combination of Civ and real-time strategy. Like you're playing Civ until you actually have units battle and then it goes to an RTS screen where you command armies in mass units rather than single units to give the effect of ancient mass battles of thousands of people marching in formation that are about maneuvering rather than build orders like in StarCraft. I'd put the Total War series on the same level as Civilization.

WWWP · 08-08-2020, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You should check out the Total War series. Like Civ but with a lot of the mechanics simplified cause it's a combination of Civ and real-time strategy. Like you're playing Civ until you actually have units battle and then it goes to an RTS screen where you command armies in mass units rather than single units to give the effect of ancient mass battles of thousands of people marching in formation that are about maneuvering rather than build orders like in StarCraft. I'd put the Total War series on the same level as Civilization.

Tight, thanks nerd.

The Batlord · 08-08-2020, 04:22 PM

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Tight, thanks nerd.

Respect. There's a million Total War games and a lot of them are kind of just skins of each other with not that much difference in gameplay but Rome: Total War, Medieval: Total War, and Shogun 2: Total War are good picks. I'm especially fond of the first Rome: Total War cause I'm a Rome nerd and nostalgia. It was the game that made the series.

OccultHawk · 08-08-2020, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

Hawk's answer about the hair makes me more curious about his looks than ever

It was the 80’s.

**Marie Monday** · 08-08-2020, 05:08 PM

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It was the 80’s.

Of course it was

From now on I refuse to picture you any other way than with pink dreads though

OccultHawk · 08-08-2020, 05:09 PM

Getting senile. Some misses were just butterfingers though.

OccultHawk · 08-08-2020, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

Of course it was

From now on I refuse to picture you any other way than with pink dreads though

I didn’t have pink hair and dreads at the same time but that’s cool.

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