The Saturday 6-Pack

Lisnaholic · 10-25-2020, 07:53 PM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?
Inside, where it counts, I resemble my two earliest mentors: my older brother and older sister.

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)
I used to do a fair imitation of my best friend's ex.

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?
yep , Plankton too

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?
It was pretty obvious that we were too young, but as it was a shabby disco in a seaside town, the bouncer let us in anyway. As we were at the bar, timidly asking for beers I suddenly fainted for no reason that I can recall. By the time I came round, me and my two pals were sitting outside with zero chance of re-admission.

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)
You can probably guess.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?
A hummingbird's wings would give you the manoeuvrability you want when you're trying squeeze into that last empty seat on the bus.

SGR · 10-26-2020, 11:37 AM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?

Father.

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)

I can do a decent Trump impression and a decent Bill Clinton impression.

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?

Norg.

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?

I can't say I have.

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)

No and no.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?

Mosquito.

ribbons · 10-26-2020, 02:51 PM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?

My father in every way, but with my mother's shaped eyes.

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)

I do a mediocre impression of Karen Carpenter singing.

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?

Plankton and Marie and WWWP - they'd make the perfect rescue team, I think.

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?

No.

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)

I don't personally, but my son does (not that I've ever tried to zip around on it in the apartment or anything

)

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?
Hummingbird. Lisna, we'll have to wage a hover-battle for that last empty seat.

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

manoeuvrability

You're ringing my Anglophile chimes with that spelling.

Mindfulness · 10-26-2020, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?
yep , Plankton too

Plankton would lead us all to greatness I had just saw WWWP's gram post about books; thats why I put WWWP

Lisnaholic · 10-26-2020, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ribbons

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? >>(mega bonus points for voice recording proof)<<

I do a mediocre impression of Karen Carpenter singing.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?
Hummingbird. Lisna, we'll have to wage a hover-battle for that last empty seat.

Yes, I guess we will! Hummingbird was an easy choice for me. My laptop is under a window that looks out to my backyard, and as happens on many mornings, a hummingbird paid a visit to the plants.

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You're ringing my Anglophile chimes with that spelling.

Thanks! I couldn't have done it without a dictionary, I'm afraid. That letter cluster in the middle is pretty strange, isn't it?
When I was a kid, I liked the American name, Oldsmobile: it's got a row of 4 consonants uninterrupted by a vowel, and that's not so common either.

WWWP · 10-26-2020, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

Plankton would lead us all to greatness I had just saw WWWP's gram post about books; thats why I put WWWP

You're the only one with the right answer, everyone else can get drownt

ribbons · 10-26-2020, 10:37 PM

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2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? >>(mega bonus points for voice recording proof)<<

I’m shy. And it really is that mediocre.

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

Yes, I guess we will! Hummingbird was an easy choice for me. My laptop is under a window that looks out to my backyard, and as happens on many mornings, a hummingbird paid a visit to the plants.

What a lovely sight that must be! I’ve never seen a hummingbird in action, aside from YouTube videos.

Incredible how they produce humming sounds with their super-fast-flapping wings:

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

Thanks! I couldn't have done it without a dictionary, I'm afraid. That letter cluster in the middle is pretty strange, isn't it?
When I was a kid, I liked the American name, Oldsmobile: it's got a row of 4 consonants uninterrupted by a vowel, and that's not so common either.

***Googles words with 4 or more consecutive consonants***

“Catchphrase”! (you’re right – not very common)

***Next Google search: Manoeuvrability of Oldsmobiles***

WWWP · 10-26-2020, 11:02 PM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?

Dad's nose, dad's chin, dad's weird short torso (the space between my rib cage and hip bones is nearly zero), everything else is my mom.

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)

I do a lot of great impressions of people you don't know
PS I've heard Exo do a good Zoidberg so he's lying to ya'll

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?

I choose me because it would fulfill my god complex to determine who lives or dies

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?

Yes, NYE one year I went out with group of friends, a bunch of guys bc it just worked out that way, went to our favorite bar, and my ex had apparently started working there. We walked in, my buddies noticed my ex before I did, I had no idea what was happening other than all my friends were suddenly super heated and getting all aggro and then I hear my ex yelling back at them from behind the bar and I just turn on my heels and walked out. My friends come out too, and we huddle to decide where we're going next, kind of laughing it off and talking more ****, but then I see my ex coming out from behind the bar and heading toward us, and he's in my face like "IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO and you can TAKE ALL YOUR DUDES WITH YOU" and I was like "I'm already outside lol I can't go outside any farther" and he called me a slut and stormed back in and then the rest of the night was the guys talking **** to me for dating the psychopath.

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)

I do not currently, but I have, and yes I did. Only for transport, I don't have the coordination for tricks.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?

Those of the Glasswing Butterfly - folded, translucent, dainty. Good luck to all of you with dragonfly wings stuck to you like a fixed-wing aircraft. Have fun flying in the open air, hope a hawk doesn't see you. Idiot.

**Marie Monday** · 10-27-2020, 02:21 AM

I can't hear you over the swag of my Jun Togawa dragonfly dance, which will intimidate the hawks into calling me Daddy

The Batlord · 10-27-2020, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?

Dad's nose, dad's chin, dad's weird short torso (the space between my rib cage and hip bones is nearly zero), everything else is my mom.

Your belly fat must look weird as ****.

10-25-2020, 07:53 PM	#9721 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,126	1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father? Inside, where it counts, I resemble my two earliest mentors: my older brother and older sister. 2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof) I used to do a fair imitation of my best friend's ex. 3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose? yep , Plankton too 4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why? It was pretty obvious that we were too young, but as it was a shabby disco in a seaside town, the bouncer let us in anyway. As we were at the bar, timidly asking for beers I suddenly fainted for no reason that I can recall. By the time I came round, me and my two pals were sitting outside with zero chance of re-admission. 5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it) You can probably guess. 6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose? A hummingbird's wings would give you the manoeuvrability you want when you're trying squeeze into that last empty seat on the bus. __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

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10-26-2020, 11:37 AM	#9722 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 3,322	1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father? Father. 2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof) I can do a decent Trump impression and a decent Bill Clinton impression. 3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose? Norg. 4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why? I can't say I have. 5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it) No and no. 6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose? Mosquito.