The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 07-09-2014, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Ouch! Good thing she wasn't a teeth grinder.

But if she was a snorer it could have turned out surprisingly well.

**Janszoon** · 07-09-2014, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bob.

what is donner meat?

I assumed it was what the Donner Party ate.

FRED HALE SR. · 07-09-2014, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I assumed it was was the Donner Party ate.

Good thing he didn't say Dahmer.

~~James~~ · 07-09-2014, 04:20 PM

The meat is of such questionable origin Jeff could very well have got a kick out of it.

FRED HALE SR. · 07-09-2014, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by James

The meat is of such questionable origin Jeff could very well have got a kick out of it.

He would have certainly added some thai chili sauce.

**Janszoon** · 07-09-2014, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Good thing he didn't say Dahmer.

Same kind of meat.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 07-09-2014, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bob.

hmmmm....visions of a scene from The World According to Garp fall into my head

LMAO. A+

1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?
I second hpd, I loved and still do love the library.

2.What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?
It was more of a friend date but I drank too much whiskey and ended up crying on my then best friend and later boyfriend, I cried because I broke the whiskey bottle and there was no more then I cried because I was crying. We ended up having sex on the broken glass. Much embarrass, such punk.

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?
Opiates without withdrawal, flirting without commitment

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?
Eggplant & tomato

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?
I DRUNK TEXTED MY MOM HOLY ****. I mean thank god she's in a different state so I dont have to face her face to face. Like it wasn't just a buzzed happy text, I was clearly shitfaced.

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?
AM is basically about my life, even if it was just for "Why Do You Only Call Me When You're High?" everything else fits too.

bob. · 07-09-2014, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Same kind of meat.

I'm sure that young men in Cleveland taste much different than puritans in the Sierras

~~hate paper doll~~ · 07-09-2014, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?

Opiates without withdrawal, flirting without commitment

Oooh, good one. Both of them, actually.

jackhammer · 07-09-2014, 06:33 PM

1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?
Camping in a place called Cannock Chase which is a protected area. Miles and miles of woodland that had walks that lasted all day denoted by trees painted with a different colour strip that you would follow each day so each day would be different. Couple this with the camping in a far corner of a farmers field and getting fresh bread each morning from the farmhouse. The smell of freshly baked bread still takes me back there.

2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?
Only had one date in the last 3 years since becoming a single dad and they spent most of their time on their phone on facebook and occasionally proffering up a photo on the phone. Since saying no thanks they have been almost begging me to go back to them. Too late.

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?
Gambling. I don't gamble at all but if I never lost any money I'm up for that. Apart from that a bottle of JD everyday would be rather nice.

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?
My pizzas must be A) topped with fresh rocket B) have plenty of chilli and mushrooms and C) not contain fruit. Pineapple on a Pizza is just wrong. Apart from that I am equally happy to eat a veggie or meat pizza.

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?
I can't remember

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?
It would be a collaboration between Fink and The Fall entitled 'I Fink then I Fall' it would be obtuse, angry, vehement, wistful and laden with pathos.

07-09-2014, 06:33 PM	#5500 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	1. What was your favorite place to go as a child? Camping in a place called Cannock Chase which is a protected area. Miles and miles of woodland that had walks that lasted all day denoted by trees painted with a different colour strip that you would follow each day so each day would be different. Couple this with the camping in a far corner of a farmers field and getting fresh bread each morning from the farmhouse. The smell of freshly baked bread still takes me back there. 2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date? Only had one date in the last 3 years since becoming a single dad and they spent most of their time on their phone on facebook and occasionally proffering up a photo on the phone. Since saying no thanks they have been almost begging me to go back to them. Too late. 3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be? Gambling. I don't gamble at all but if I never lost any money I'm up for that. Apart from that a bottle of JD everyday would be rather nice. 4. What's your favorite kind of pizza? My pizzas must be A) topped with fresh rocket B) have plenty of chilli and mushrooms and C) not contain fruit. Pineapple on a Pizza is just wrong. Apart from that I am equally happy to eat a veggie or meat pizza. 5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory? I can't remember 6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called? It would be a collaboration between Fink and The Fall entitled 'I Fink then I Fall' it would be obtuse, angry, vehement, wistful and laden with pathos. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

07-09-2014, 04:20 PM	#5494 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	The meat is of such questionable origin Jeff could very well have got a kick out of it.