The Saturday 6-Pack

WWWP · 04-07-2018, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's a ****ing dishwasher. It cleans your dishes. It's not a rubic's cube. Just put dishes in till you can't put any more dishes and then turn it on. It's not rocket science and you're not going to get AIDS if there are a few more dishes than your lame ass thinks should be in there. TBH you could just wipe off a plate with some water and be alright so eat a dick. Just make sure you actually cleaned the solids off the dishes and the sky is the limit.

it's also designed in a way that encourages ergonomic loading methods, but i understand that solving puzzles can be challenging.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Why would a man wash a dish if a woman was around to do it?

this is such a lazy joke, eat a dick

OccultHawk · 04-07-2018, 08:21 PM

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this is such a lazy joke, eat a dick

Does your boyfriend have too much estrogen or some ****? Why are you so out of line?

WWWP · 04-07-2018, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Does your boyfriend have too much estrogen or some ****? Why are you so out of line?

yawn

OccultHawk · 04-07-2018, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

yawn

Good. Now keep your mouth open and make yourself useful.

The Batlord · 04-08-2018, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

it's also designed in a way that encourages ergonomic loading methods, but i understand that solving puzzles can be challenging.

Trollheart · 04-08-2018, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeAndMirrors

Spontaneity though. I absolutely hate spontaneity. Not just in women though, but in general, across the board.

Yeah, I agree. Spontaneity definitely has its time and place.

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

it's also designed in a way that encourages ergonomic loading methods, but i understand that solving puzzles can be challenging.

Hey: you're talking to a hardcore gamer here!

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this is such a lazy joke, eat a dick

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Does your boyfriend have too much estrogen or some ****? Why are you so out of line?

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

yawn

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Good. Now keep your mouth open and make yourself useful.

Lucem Ferre · 04-08-2018, 05:39 AM

1. What musical artist best sums up your personality?

Lucem Ferre. Or Sadistik. Actually, more like XXXTentacion or $uicideboy$, I'm not quite as classy and mature as Sadistik is.

2. I have just given you one hundreds pounds/dollars/euros/whatever you use in your country. What do you buy?

I don't ****ing know. Probably save it. Or hold onto it. Probably end up being food or spend on friends. I spend a lot of money on my friends. Like feeding them or getting them gifts or trying to help out or going to do dope ****. I remember this one night I spent well over $100 just to get all my friends over to the club. I paid for entrance fees, gas money and drinks.

3. What is your favourite album artwork and why?

I don't know if I have a favorite.

Ones that stand out are:

Jesus Christ's Mistress by King Gordy

Freek Show and W.I.C.K.E.D. by Twiztid.

Tetsuo & Youth by Lupe Fiasco

Ultraviolet by Sadistik

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy by Kanye West

KKKill The Fetus by Esham

Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest

I'm sure I'm missing some.

4. Cities or countryside?

Cities because stores and ****.

5. What is the worst injury you have ever gotten?

Splitting my head open.

6. What do you dislike most about the opposite sex?

They are either complicit with the patriarchy or they are a double standard toting man hating feminist. There is rarely an in between, but that's most humans with most things. So really I guess I don't have a real answer that couldn't be applied to my own sex.

OccultHawk · 04-08-2018, 06:20 AM

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They are either complicit with the patriarchy or they are a double standard toting man hating feminist. There is rarely an in between, but that's most humans with most things. So really I guess I don't have a real answer that couldn't be applied to my own sex.

Most bitches just want to laugh, get their pussy slurped on and get ****ed proper, and be treated gently in general. Once you get past a couple kisses politics don’t matter. And tell them they’re pretty everyday. They want to fight? You want to talk about how pretty she is. Not many women would rather fight than talk about how fine they are.

Why did you leave your dirty clothes on the floor?
Goddamn you look good.
Don’t try to change the subject.
I can’t think about anything else when you wear that shirt.
This old shirt? I wear it everyday.
Come here girl my dick’s getting hard.

Next morning she done washed and folded up those clothes.

And your dick smells like her pussy.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-08-2018, 07:11 AM

1. What musical artist best sums up your personality?

Mike Skinner probs.

2. I have just given you one hundreds pounds/dollars/euros/whatever you use in your country. What do you buy?

Spend about half of it on some e liquid and coils for my new tank. I need some high VG liquid (I'd buy 500ml) so with the coils and delivery that'd be £50 gone.

With the remaining £50, I'd buy a Dominos, I have wanted a pizza for a few weeks now but I'm one of those guys that doesn't spend anything unless it's pretty much necessary (tight) so I put it off for weeks but if I'm being given the money I'd get one, with a voucher so I get two and save one for tomorrow. One would be pepperoni, the other would be a magherita.

£30 left, I'd probably spend that in the supermarket. I'd get some things which I think I have ran out of and make a curry, onion bhajis, rice etc.

If there is anything left, probably a tenner, I'd put it on some bets for the rest of the weekend's sporting action. £10 on Southampton @ 17/4 returns £52.50 and its going to happen so I'd take my winnings and just call it quits at this point.

3. What is your favourite album artwork and why?

I just like it and I like the cloud suit.

4. Cities or countryside?

Countryside near a city. Right now I live in a city near the countryside. There is a suburb of the city I live in with the houses that cost several million to buy, absolutely beautiful properties and area, more rural there. If I find £10m that is where I'd buy a house.

5. What is the worst injury you have ever gotten?

I have only had one that required surgery and that was two broken metacarpals. Not too bad really. Just a few weeks in a cast/bandage and great difficulty doing daily tasks. On one of the check ups after six weeks, the nurse just got some pliers and pulled the pins out of the bones. I cringe just thinking about it. I wasn't told this would happen and for good reason because I'd have melted.

6. What do you dislike most about the opposite sex?

Long hair gets everywhere.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 04-08-2018, 03:24 PM

yea i saw them live and it was pretty rad

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	1. What musical artist best sums up your personality? Mike Skinner probs. 2. I have just given you one hundreds pounds/dollars/euros/whatever you use in your country. What do you buy? Spend about half of it on some e liquid and coils for my new tank. I need some high VG liquid (I'd buy 500ml) so with the coils and delivery that'd be £50 gone. With the remaining £50, I'd buy a Dominos, I have wanted a pizza for a few weeks now but I'm one of those guys that doesn't spend anything unless it's pretty much necessary (tight) so I put it off for weeks but if I'm being given the money I'd get one, with a voucher so I get two and save one for tomorrow. One would be pepperoni, the other would be a magherita. £30 left, I'd probably spend that in the supermarket. I'd get some things which I think I have ran out of and make a curry, onion bhajis, rice etc. If there is anything left, probably a tenner, I'd put it on some bets for the rest of the weekend's sporting action. £10 on Southampton @ 17/4 returns £52.50 and its going to happen so I'd take my winnings and just call it quits at this point. 3. What is your favourite album artwork and why? I just like it and I like the cloud suit. 4. Cities or countryside? Countryside near a city. Right now I live in a city near the countryside. There is a suburb of the city I live in with the houses that cost several million to buy, absolutely beautiful properties and area, more rural there. If I find £10m that is where I'd buy a house. 5. What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? I have only had one that required surgery and that was two broken metacarpals. Not too bad really. Just a few weeks in a cast/bandage and great difficulty doing daily tasks. On one of the check ups after six weeks, the nurse just got some pliers and pulled the pins out of the bones. I cringe just thinking about it. I wasn't told this would happen and for good reason because I'd have melted. 6. What do you dislike most about the opposite sex? Long hair gets everywhere.