The Saturday 6-Pack

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-23-2018, 09:13 AM

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Probably but I can't remember.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

I think it was a Roald Dahl book, probably The Twits or Matilda or something.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

So basically if I was a woman.
I'd wear make up and enjoy my new full head of hair (I am not a slap head BTW I am just thinning a bit). I would enjoy buying smaller sizes of clothes and I'd go bar hopping and get guys to pay for all my drinks.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

I wouldn't say I'm a master of karate, that's not something I'd do. I'd say "Excuse me mate but we were in front of you in the queue."

If he got cheeky or refused to wait his turn I would report him to customer service or security and get him bounced out of the shop.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

Yeah, I'd sacrifice a baby spider no problem. You didn't specify what species of baby so that's my final answer. Thanks.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

Cherry Airwaves mate.

Thanks for the questions Ori, thoroughly enjoyed answering them.

**Frownland** · 11-23-2018, 09:22 AM

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Yup.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

The first Harry Potter.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

I would overthrow the government and probably not very well because they're kinda stacked atm.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

Make a red belt out of his foolish tongue and tell him that I'm bringing my katana next time! If that failed I would head back to the mall and get a refund from my sensei.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

Not if I have to keep killing babies to keep the power, that's a lot of work.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

Whatever covers up my boozy or otherwise nasty breath.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-23-2018, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

Whatever covers up my boozy or otherwise nasty breath.

Have you tried cleaning your teeth pal? Thought they had things for that in the USA?

**Frownland** · 11-23-2018, 09:29 AM

You brush your teeth when you're out drinking?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-23-2018, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You brush your teeth when you're out drinking?

Why do you have "otherwise nasty breath"?

**Frownland** · 11-23-2018, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

Why do you have "otherwise nasty breath"?

Eating something with onions, drinking coffee, or being dehydrated, to name a few. Not relevant anymore but cigarettes too.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-23-2018, 09:34 AM

Fair enough pal, I'm British so I don't know anything about dental hygiene tbh.

~~MicShazam~~ · 11-23-2018, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Yup.

Liar!

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Originally Posted by Frownland

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

The first Harry Potter.

Young Frown was such a normie.

SmokeAndMirrors · 11-23-2018, 11:21 AM

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Yes...though, I try not to. I'm usually the debunking guy, actually.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

Oh, I can't remember. It was years, YEARS ago. I think it was either a book on music or a sci-fi/fantasy novel. I've always liked reading, even when I was a kid.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

Be a pro and rake in cash and yes, I could make it work.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

Ask my relative to hold the eggs for me for a moment, and then "harmonize" him.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

Hail Moloch.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

Orbit Spearmint. I also like Trident Layers, but mostly just because of the old commercial with the babysitter and they ask if they can pay her in gum...because that's constantly how I feel at work.

Oriphiel · 11-23-2018, 11:33 AM

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Yes.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

Pretty sure it was Virtual Light by William Gibson. I wasn't a huge reader for most of my life, but King and Gibson were my bois.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

Knowing my luck, I'd probably get impregnated and then have to give birth after I changed back into a man. And hell yes I would make it work.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

Covertly smear chocolate on the back of his white pants so that it looks like he pooped himself.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

Hell yes I would. What have babies ever done for me?

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

Penis/Penis

11-23-2018, 09:22 AM	#8762 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? Yup. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? The first Harry Potter. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? I would overthrow the government and probably not very well because they're kinda stacked atm. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* Make a red belt out of his foolish tongue and tell him that I'm bringing my katana next time! If that failed I would head back to the mall and get a refund from my sensei. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? Not if I have to keep killing babies to keep the power, that's a lot of work. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? Whatever covers up my boozy or otherwise nasty breath. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-23-2018, 09:29 AM	#8764 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	You brush your teeth when you're out drinking? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-23-2018, 11:21 AM	#8769 (permalink)
SmokeAndMirrors Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: In the Void Posts: 174	1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? Yes...though, I try not to. I'm usually the debunking guy, actually. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? Oh, I can't remember. It was years, YEARS ago. I think it was either a book on music or a sci-fi/fantasy novel. I've always liked reading, even when I was a kid. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? Be a pro and rake in cash and yes, I could make it work. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* Ask my relative to hold the eggs for me for a moment, and then "harmonize" him. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? Hail Moloch. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? Orbit Spearmint. I also like Trident Layers, but mostly just because of the old commercial with the babysitter and they ask if they can pay her in gum...because that's constantly how I feel at work. __________________ "Like whispers in the dark..."

11-23-2018, 11:33 AM	#8770 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? Yes. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? Pretty sure it was Virtual Light by William Gibson. I wasn't a huge reader for most of my life, but King and Gibson were my bois. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? Knowing my luck, I'd probably get impregnated and then have to give birth after I changed back into a man. And hell yes I would make it work. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* Covertly smear chocolate on the back of his white pants so that it looks like he pooped himself. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? Hell yes I would. What have babies ever done for me? 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? Penis/Penis __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

11-23-2018, 09:13 AM	#8761 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? Probably but I can't remember. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? I think it was a Roald Dahl book, probably The Twits or Matilda or something. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? So basically if I was a woman. I'd wear make up and enjoy my new full head of hair (I am not a slap head BTW I am just thinning a bit). I would enjoy buying smaller sizes of clothes and I'd go bar hopping and get guys to pay for all my drinks. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* I wouldn't say I'm a master of karate, that's not something I'd do. I'd say "Excuse me mate but we were in front of you in the queue." If he got cheeky or refused to wait his turn I would report him to customer service or security and get him bounced out of the shop. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? Yeah, I'd sacrifice a baby spider no problem. You didn't specify what species of baby so that's my final answer. Thanks. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? Cherry Airwaves mate. Thanks for the questions Ori, thoroughly enjoyed answering them.

11-23-2018, 09:34 AM	#8767 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Fair enough pal, I'm British so I don't know anything about dental hygiene tbh.