Marie Monday

1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?
Call the police. I'm boring like that.
2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper?
What is the definition of a shy pooper exactly? I dislike stinking up a bathroom with other people around and try to avoid it, but it doesn't go further than that
3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to?
I don't know because when an album is really bad I don't listen to it in its entirety. But if you include listening to one or two songs off an album I guess some Imagine Dragons or Chainsmokers **** or something
4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not?
No, because I'm a Sensible Mature Person™️
5. What is the ideal way to die?
Something quick, painless and quiet
6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else?
I have no idea. The time I spend on here per day fluctuates so much, on many days I just check it for a few minutes but then there's the days when I get caught up in a conversation that can last hours. I wouldn't spend that time differently though, I love you sillies.

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rubber soul

1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

Have lunch.

2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper?

I don't know, are you shy?

3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to?

Cool it Helios by Giant Crab

4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not?


No. Do you believe in peanut butter? (clap your hands)

5. What is the ideal way to die?

Very quickly.

6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else?

Maybe an hour or two total. Not as much as I spent on the writing forum to be honest. Would I still spend time on MB? Probably. The writing forum? Uh, no.

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The Batlord

1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

If they're hot? Necrophilia. If they're not? Make mung

2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper?

Come on in. The water's fine.

3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to?

The Wall.

4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not?

The world isn't cool enough for that.

5. What is the ideal way to die?

Become a vampire.

6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else?

**** if I know. And why not, it's not like I'm putting off any great plans.

P.S. I got a big dook brewing atm.

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Plankton

1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

Get me an upgrayyed.

2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper?

Nope. I kinda feel sorry for anyone within 30 feet though, so I guess I'm a sympathetic pooper.

3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to?

I don't think there's been anything worse than having to sit and listen to my friend listen to country. I don't even know what the name of anything was, but it was some newishly formulated homogenized standard fare.

4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not?

I believe in big feet. I've seen those.

5. What is the ideal way to die?

In my sleep. Kenny Rogers told me.

6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else?

No regerts.

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Trollheart

1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

Ensure a) I never went there again and b) that they didn't put it on the bill.

2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper?

Not really, but who wants to be around others when they take a crap?

3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to?

Venereology by Merzbow.

4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not?

Of course, but I don't believe in Bighand. I mean, that's just stupid.

5. What is the ideal way to die?

At the end of your life.

6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else?

Altogether? 10 years approx, that's 3,600 days, say a minimum of 4 hours per day (certainly at the height of my journalling, and then probably more) so that's 3,600 x 4 = 14,400 hours divided by 24 = 600 days = approx 2 years out of my life.

No, I wouldn't change a thing. I enjoyed most of my time here, still do, and I am at least doing something constructive instead of wasting my time wank - ah, sitting around.

Plus I made some great friends, and some powerful enemies here.

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jadis

1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?


First thought is how I prevent my gf from seeing it. Her mental health is fragile enough as it is

2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper?


I do need some privacy. I hate it when you're trying to take a dump and a loud friend group walks in. Cliché has it that it's girls who take collective trips to the restroom but there's a non-zero amount of 20 yo guys who take their homies to the little boys' room with them.

3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to?


Union by Yes

4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not?


It's less interesting whether Samsquanch is real or not, let's instead ask why we need him to be real. Also, yeah, probably. I'm from Canada.

5. What is the ideal way to die?


I don't know

6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else?

I don't know but it was worth it. The lesson about the importance of treating others with kindness and respect is one I'm apparently destined to learn and forget, sadly at the expense of others. Maybe the one I learned here would stick cause it was so very straightforward and free of all the messiness of real life. I was a $hit, that's really all there is to it.

adidasss

Well hey, it's extremely rare to see someone acknowledge they were wrong on the internet and apologize for it so thanks for that.

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Marie Monday

The idea that musicbanter teaches someone lessons in kindness is hilarious to me, but in an awesome way. I'm glad you stuck around, jadis

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rostasi

5. What is the ideal way to die?

4 Family Members Die in Freak Accident While Making Wine in Italian Village

BassoonPlatoon

1) If had to lose either your vision or your hearing, what would it be and why?
Hearing. People have gotten quite adept at communicating in other ways...mostly.

2) Which digit is most aesthetically pleasing ? (0-9, not yr fingers plz)
One. It's just a line. What's more pleasing than that?

3) Who are your greatest influences in life (family, musical and non-musical)?
Little Richard, Matt Damon, and Scotland Yard.

4) What is your current/future career?
Lawyer Doctor

5) Where are your ancestors from?
Colombia and Italy.

6) Should peanut butter be crunchy or smooth?
Smooth, unless it's Reese's.

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