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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:06 PM   #6151 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2010, 02:32 AM   #6152 (permalink)
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^ Ah yes, arse gravy. It's even worse with Guinness, I find.

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Old 09-02-2010, 02:37 AM   #6153 (permalink)
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I have a friend who drinks Guinness, he always complains about the Guinness poo.
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Old 09-02-2010, 02:38 AM   #6154 (permalink)
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Awww alcohol dumps are the best! So free and easy going.
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Old 09-02-2010, 02:40 AM   #6155 (permalink)
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Girls don't poo.
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Old 09-02-2010, 04:48 AM   #6156 (permalink)
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One of my friends drinks buckfast and constantly complains of "wine ****e".
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Old 09-02-2010, 06:59 AM   #6157 (permalink)
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Buckfast isn't wine, it's just fortified evil.
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:02 AM   #6158 (permalink)
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oh i know. I cant bear the smell of it. It makes me boak, literally. Cause my brother fed me it when i was drunk, and i died the next day.
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Old 09-02-2010, 08:44 AM   #6159 (permalink)
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Guinness poo? Huh I must have a golden rectum or something because in late 2007 I only drank Guinness when I went out. I started in early December and made it all the way to May, but then it started to warm up and I switched to a crappy Pilsner. In that 6 month time period I do not recall any unpleasant bowel movements, or at least ones I thought I could link to my beverage of choice.
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Old 09-05-2010, 08:32 AM   #6160 (permalink)
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I wanna go home and eat but NO ONE IS ****ING AWAKE
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