The Bitch Box

TheCunningStunt · 08-19-2010, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by eric generic

didn't watch either!

Watch them, and then you will have seen not ONE but TWO bad Cera films.

debaserr · 08-19-2010, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Watch them, and then you will have seen not ONE but TWO bad Cera films.

i don't watch bad films to optimize my life.

CanwllCorfe · 08-20-2010, 01:05 AM

Signed onto Facebook to see some pictures of a party. After going through them I realized I was good friends with everyone that was at it. So around 9 people just didn't bother to invite me. Feels good. Ah yes, friends. What would we do without them?

glastonelle · 08-20-2010, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

He can still play awkward teens despite being in his 20s, the character can be a different age to him. But either way, awkward teen... awkward early 20s. Same thing really.

I do have low expectations but meh, I guess I'm more likely to be pleasantly surprised.

Exactly, so just WATCH IT. I dont know much about your movie taste, but everybody I know who's seen this so far has loved it, and they're a generally cool crowd.

Just give it a shot

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 08-20-2010, 10:36 AM

So, my best friend in the world came out to me. I'm such a fucking idiot. How could I have not known that he was gay? I've known this kid for three years. First few monthes I knew him, I guess I figured he was gay but he kept telling me that he wasn't. Whenever somebody asked him, he got pissed off too.....like a dooshy straight guy would.
I really, really thought he was straight even though now that I look back its kind of apparent that he's not. I kept asking him about girls. Over and over again. "Hey, you fuck Amanda yet? You fuck her? You fuck her?" And I started freaking out after I got the Dude, I'm gay text message because I went back and thought about all the time I've asked him about girls or whatever and realized that I've been killing him a little. I feel horrible.
This is where the story gets weird. My tweeny sister and her friend were in the same room with me and saw me flipping out over a text I had got. And I couldn't tell them that he had outed himself to me. They'd tell everyone....Shit. So I told them they needed to prank call some random person that had been a doosh to me or something. I had no idea who's number to give them so I gave them Fasho's cell phone number. Shut up. If they yell at him, I don't have to make eye contact with him afterwards. He didn't answer, of course, because he has no fucking sense of adventure....
I was still staring at my phone and twitching so they kept bugging me about what was wrong. I had to lie. I told them Fasho was a kid I knew and that I thought he was dead and that I had to make sure if he was really dead or something so I made them call him. So yeah. Fasho's really dead. Just ask my sister.
They kept bugging me and wouldn't let me go to sleep unless I gave them somebody to prankcall that would actually answer so I gave them the number of my ex boyfriend. Didn't answer. Gave them the number of my other ex boyfriend. Didn't answer. Gave them the number of a girl that broke my heart. Didn't answer. Lets see, I thought to myself. Who's another floppy balled jerk? And who's awake? Who will probably answer?

I gave them Rickenbaker's number and they called him and talked to him in a Bill Cosby voice. He seemed sort of amused so I don't feel too bad.

Oh, and just so you know, Fasho's mom ran him over with a pick-up truck. Thats how he died.

debaserr · 08-20-2010, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

Oh, and just so you know, Fasho's mom ran him over with a pick-up truck. Thats how he died.

whoa. i didn't know he was gone. rest in peace. was it intentional?

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 08-20-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by eric generic

whoa. i didn't know he was gone. rest in peace. was it intentional?

Sure, yes. It was intentional.
Fasho isn't really dead. I made that up so I wouldn't have to out my friend. I'm not that good at thinking quickly.....

LoathsomePete · 08-20-2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

Signed onto Facebook to see some pictures of a party. After going through them I realized I was good friends with everyone that was at it. So around 9 people just didn't bother to invite me. Feels good. Ah yes, friends. What would we do without them?

That's pretty shitty man, looks like you need a new group of friends.

~~hissundaygirl09.~~ · 08-20-2010, 11:51 AM

its been 3 days and im still starting to get reallllllllllllllly lonely. . i broke my phone because of him

i was soo angry i threw it at the wall

scottsy · 08-20-2010, 11:53 AM

Yeah, phones don't take well to that... I'm sorry to hear about the loneliness situation though!! Of all feelings, loneliness can definitely be the worst...

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08-20-2010, 01:05 AM	#6053 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	Signed onto Facebook to see some pictures of a party. After going through them I realized I was good friends with everyone that was at it. So around 9 people just didn't bother to invite me. Feels good. Ah yes, friends. What would we do without them? __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

08-20-2010, 11:53 AM	#6060 (permalink)
scottsy Untalented Drummer Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sussex, Wisconsin Posts: 2,900	Yeah, phones don't take well to that... I'm sorry to hear about the loneliness situation though!! Of all feelings, loneliness can definitely be the worst... __________________ "If you're like me, then it's possible you're a clone generated from my stolen DNA. I suggest you turn yourself in for destruction immediately" - Shaun Micallef.

08-20-2010, 10:36 AM	#6055 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	So, my best friend in the world came out to me. I'm such a fucking idiot. How could I have not known that he was gay? I've known this kid for three years. First few monthes I knew him, I guess I figured he was gay but he kept telling me that he wasn't. Whenever somebody asked him, he got pissed off too.....like a dooshy straight guy would. I really, really thought he was straight even though now that I look back its kind of apparent that he's not. I kept asking him about girls. Over and over again. "Hey, you fuck Amanda yet? You fuck her? You fuck her?" And I started freaking out after I got the Dude, I'm gay text message because I went back and thought about all the time I've asked him about girls or whatever and realized that I've been killing him a little. I feel horrible. This is where the story gets weird. My tweeny sister and her friend were in the same room with me and saw me flipping out over a text I had got. And I couldn't tell them that he had outed himself to me. They'd tell everyone....Shit. So I told them they needed to prank call some random person that had been a doosh to me or something. I had no idea who's number to give them so I gave them Fasho's cell phone number. Shut up. If they yell at him, I don't have to make eye contact with him afterwards. He didn't answer, of course, because he has no fucking sense of adventure.... I was still staring at my phone and twitching so they kept bugging me about what was wrong. I had to lie. I told them Fasho was a kid I knew and that I thought he was dead and that I had to make sure if he was really dead or something so I made them call him. So yeah. Fasho's really dead. Just ask my sister. They kept bugging me and wouldn't let me go to sleep unless I gave them somebody to prankcall that would actually answer so I gave them the number of my ex boyfriend. Didn't answer. Gave them the number of my other ex boyfriend. Didn't answer. Gave them the number of a girl that broke my heart. Didn't answer. Lets see, I thought to myself. Who's another floppy balled jerk? And who's awake? Who will probably answer? I gave them Rickenbaker's number and they called him and talked to him in a Bill Cosby voice. He seemed sort of amused so I don't feel too bad. Oh, and just so you know, Fasho's mom ran him over with a pick-up truck. Thats how he died.

08-20-2010, 11:51 AM	#6059 (permalink)
~~hissundaygirl09.~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: so cal/arizona Posts: 35	its been 3 days and im still starting to get reallllllllllllllly lonely. . i broke my phone because of him i was soo angry i threw it at the wall