The Bitch Box

**Janszoon** · 05-05-2014, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Since robot porn (that is sexually explicit images/video of at least one humanoid machine) doesn't yet exist (to my knowledge) then you can't tell me I'm not the "#1 Robo-Pornographer" any more than you can tell me I'm not the King of Prussia. If the title is unclaimed and nonexistent then it is up for grabs.

You're not the King of Prussia, this is.

Black Francis · 05-05-2014, 12:01 PM

Im out of cigs and out of money to buy some!!

Damn you addiction!!

Tristesse · 05-05-2014, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Im out of cigs and out of money to buy some!!

Damn you addiction!!

Do what I do, and follow smokers around until they drop their cigarette butts. A lot of the time you can get one or two drags before it starts burning you.

Black Francis · 05-05-2014, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristesse

Do what I do, and follow smokers around until they drop their cigarette butts. A lot of the time you can get one or two drags before it starts burning you.

But what if they catch me and they me give a sad look like saying "Really dude?"

No, i won't risk that i'll just hog cigarettes from a friend. lol

RoxyRollah · 05-05-2014, 05:01 PM

Get a phone call about 6 minutes ago.Friend of mine wants to talk. It takes me a bit to warm up to this particular individual, on the phone, hasn't always been that way, but it is that way now. So I start to feel comfortable enough to talk to him, and apparently all the side conversations are waaaay more important. Why call? Why?
I ****in hate that **** more then anything in the world if you call someone, you are calling to talk to them, not the people in the ****ing room with you. If you wanted to have a conversation with them, you should have done this just that. Don't call me and then say, hang on, oh wait hold up. Motha****a call me when you actually want to talk. Or just don't call at all. The older I get man the less patience I have for poor manners.

It makes it hard for me to believe that people actually give a flying **** about me. I feel like it's disingenuous bull**** and the person is calling because they feel obligated. Don't call be cause you are obligated I was fine 6 minutes before you called now I am ****in cranky.

This was my other favorite from 2 weeks ago. Talking to an entirely different friend, I get another call on the line and politely say well let me call you back in 5. Would you like to finish this conversation? Yes oh yes I would. Called back in 3 minutes. No answer, no answer, text message, no answer. Two days later, I get a text I am sorry about the other night. Yeah ****in right. Sorry my ass. No explanation other then I just didn't feel like talking. I am sorry what? Ok.

Black Francis · 05-05-2014, 05:07 PM

I hate that too, i always tell them "Finish wthvr you have to do and then call me" cause some ppl forget to have manners during a conversation, don't keep me on hold to listen to your bullsh*t conversation with someone else.

RoxyRollah · 05-05-2014, 05:12 PM

Right! I give my undivided attention, to someone on the phone, or I excuse myself and call back.
If Im doing something via text Ill say sssh Im watching a movie or driving .Or whatever.

Black Francis · 05-05-2014, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Right! I give my undivided attention, to someone on the phone, or I excuse myself and call back.
If Im doing something via text Ill say sssh Im watching a movie or driving .Or whatever.

ikr? how hard it is to say or write "Busy now, call u later" that's all i need to know!

i don't want to know exactly what you're doing or some apology as in to why you didn't answer, just be clear from the start and we'll avoid the confusion.

i also hate when ppl pry too much, exmpl
A friend calls and i tell him "im busy can't talk now" and he goes "Why? what are you doing?"

NEVERMIND WTF IM DOING! all you need to know is i am busy! >_<
if you wanna ask me that, ask me after i finnish doing the damn thing.

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-05-2014, 05:38 PM

I really hate talking on the phone, if I only had to use it long enough to make plans that would be great, but conversations drain me. I think the only exception to that would be my brother, he's incarcerated and I miss the hell out of him.

On topic, why is everything bite size now? It makes it much harder to control myself when a bag of tiny kit kat pieces is in my house. Must. Get. Willpower!

Carpe Mortem · 05-05-2014, 06:38 PM

I hate when people tell me their whole life story, or infect the good times with therapy hour conversations. When there's more than one doing this all either blow eachother or passively compete over who's more 'unique'.

Okay, so you're clinically depressed. Go tell a professional and lets get back to our conversation about who has the tiniest dong. I aint here to play mommy.

Edited for accuracy.

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Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Im out of cigs and out of money to buy some!! Damn you addiction!! __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

05-05-2014, 05:07 PM	#15326 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	I hate that too, i always tell them "Finish wthvr you have to do and then call me" cause some ppl forget to have manners during a conversation, don't keep me on hold to listen to your bullsht conversation with someone else. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!"* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

05-05-2014, 06:38 PM	#15330 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	I hate when people tell me their whole life story, or infect the good times with therapy hour conversations. When there's more than one doing this all either blow eachother or passively compete over who's more 'unique'. Okay, so you're clinically depressed. Go tell a professional and lets get back to our conversation about who has the tiniest dong. I aint here to play mommy. Edited for accuracy. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions Last edited by Carpe Mortem; 05-05-2014 at 06:43 PM.

05-05-2014, 05:38 PM	#15329 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	I really hate talking on the phone, if I only had to use it long enough to make plans that would be great, but conversations drain me. I think the only exception to that would be my brother, he's incarcerated and I miss the hell out of him. On topic, why is everything bite size now? It makes it much harder to control myself when a bag of tiny kit kat pieces is in my house. Must. Get. Willpower!