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Old 08-30-2014, 12:01 AM   #10381 (permalink)
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The word Nunnery sounds like a pub just for nuns.

"Welp, im off to the nunnery to get fucking wasted"
I'd get wasted with nuns.
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Old 08-30-2014, 12:18 AM   #10382 (permalink)
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I think I might have used the wrong word there

nunnery would have been better, I guess

some of you are just nasty, man.
It's "convent". Not "covenant". "Convent".
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Old 08-30-2014, 12:21 AM   #10383 (permalink)
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It's "convent". Not "covenant". "Convent".
CONVENT

THAT'S THE WORD

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Old 08-30-2014, 12:33 AM   #10384 (permalink)
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It's okay. I was mocking you anyway.
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Old 08-30-2014, 07:14 PM   #10385 (permalink)
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I had a guy give me a surprise rim job and stick his tongue in my butthole. I freaked out and told him to leave as it felt very strange. I could never eat anyone's ass but I'd consider letting a guy do it to see whether I like it or not. Have you bb?
Hi 'Vanilla', fair enough. Despite your aversion to the "tongue" in your ass it's interesting that you wouldn't rule out a good "ass eating", so to speak. One of the women I was referring to earlier, I think a 30 year old, said to me VERY bluntly: "All women like it, they just don't admit it" ( )! Needless to say, I was floored. But it was an entertaining conversation I must say.

To answer your last question, it's hard to turn away from a nice CLEAN ass, and I'll leave it at that. Then again, my favorite body parts are ass, legs, and hot feet on a beautiful woman. But I digress. Thanks for responding.
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Old 08-30-2014, 07:21 PM   #10386 (permalink)
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Seriously, you guys that are against it need to wash your dirty ass more.

I don't go as far as sticking my tongue in the hole but the outside of it. why not?
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Old 08-30-2014, 07:31 PM   #10387 (permalink)
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I don't get how people could be into that. For god sakes, you poop from there. That's just disgusting.
Understandable 'Ki', but what can I say? Some people like nice "poopers"
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To your comment though it reminds me of a funny ( or creepy, take your pick... ) letter I read a few years ago that was written to sex columnist Dan Savage. Long story short, she stated that her boyfriend ate her ass for the first time and she "enjoyed the hell out of it", BUTT ( ), she couldn't "imagine anybody's ass tasting good" ( )!! He got to the point where he became obssessive about it. He would even shower with her just so he could "eat" it. Whether they're together or not anymore, who knows? Thanks for responding ( ).

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Old 08-30-2014, 08:00 PM   #10388 (permalink)
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well

i;ve posted about this before-

only done it once. would do again if it was as clean. she had just stepped out of the shower and ya'know, took care of same things back there in the derriere. She was into a lot of um... buttstuff. It was interesting evening, I wish I could remember more of it. First time I ever got pegged, that much I remember. Wasn't into it at the time.

never had my own ass licked.

i'm not generally a hairy person but back there... yeah. nope. I wouldn't commit someone to that... i just, cleaning pubes from your teeth is one thing but ass-hair? I just couldn't do that to a person.
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well

i;ve posted about this before-

only done it once. would do again if it was as clean. she had just stepped out of the shower and ya'know, took care of same things back there in the derriere. She was into a lot of um... buttstuff. It was interesting evening, I wish I could remember more of it. First time I ever got pegged, that much I remember. Wasn't into it at the time.

never had my own ass licked.

i'm not generally a hairy person but back there... yeah. nope. I wouldn't commit someone to that... i just, cleaning pubes from your teeth is one thing but ass-hair? I just couldn't do that to a person.
That's definitely on my "To Be Done to Me" list.
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Old 08-30-2014, 08:28 PM   #10390 (permalink)
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it didn't hurt

or feel bad
or weird

it was just... boring. wasn't like she was all of a sudden gonna pop a load back there or something and be done so i just spent the whole time wondering how we were gonna figure out when it was over. she let me know, if i recall correclty
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