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Old 07-08-2009, 05:54 AM   #1121 (permalink)
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Enjoy your mediocre sex lives.
I'm pretty happy with my sex life not involving dirty tampons and poo.
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:16 AM   #1122 (permalink)
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Poo wouldn't be involved if you learned to wipe.
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:40 AM   #1123 (permalink)
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I'm pretty happy with my sex life not involving dirty tampons and poo.
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Old 07-08-2009, 10:50 AM   #1124 (permalink)
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Poo wouldn't be involved if you learned to wipe.
Sad. But true.
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Old 07-08-2009, 12:43 PM   #1125 (permalink)
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I'm pretty happy with my sex life not involving dirty tampons and poo.

i'm with her on this one.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:06 PM   #1126 (permalink)
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What's up with the prudes in here?
Who doesn't enjoy a little extra-poo-lickular activity?
Bloody tampons? Lemme' at 'em. Seafood tongs and latex gloves are overrated.

Nah..
But in all seriousness, for some of the explicit conversation going on in here.. you'd think this was the sexual experience thread...
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:12 PM   #1127 (permalink)
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I know I wouldn't lick a toliet bowl after even after it's flushed

You can't flush an asshole, So I know I'm not licking that.

I'm with Red on this one, No thanks on the brown town Slurpee.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:18 PM   #1128 (permalink)
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I know I wouldn't lick a toliet bowl after even after it's flushed

You can't flush an asshole, So I know I'm not licking that.

I'm with Red on this one, No thanks on the brown town Slurpee.
Yea I personally wouldn't lick an ass either unless there was some money involved to afford me way more than a bottle of listerine and/or a pair of scissors.
But that's just me. I ain't knocking anyone who happens enjoy nosediving in inverted hotdog end territory.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:56 PM   #1129 (permalink)
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To each their own of course

but really, the whole don't knock it until you try it argument is silly.

I've never stomped on a nail, but I know from my past encounters with flesh and sharp metal that I won't enjoy it. Such it is when pertaining to the entrance and exit of the food we eat. I can imagine and I'll pass.
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Old 07-08-2009, 02:26 PM   #1130 (permalink)
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a thread about sex and no one is commenting!? come on! its a place where you dont have to worry about what anyone thinks of you.. Ask me anything you want people!!!
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