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Old 02-15-2010, 03:07 PM   #2121 (permalink)
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I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.
Obviously you shouldn't wait until after she's maimed you to tell her she needs to be a little more gentle You can have sex and communicate at the same time, you know.
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Old 02-15-2010, 03:26 PM   #2122 (permalink)
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I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.
Women in general tend to be crap at handjobs.

Just get used to it, she'll never be able to do it as well as you can yourself.
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Old 02-15-2010, 04:02 PM   #2123 (permalink)
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Don't ever tell her she's crap btw...ever!
Best way around it is to ask her to go really, really, really slowly.
And with a bit of luck she might just catch one in the eye.
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Old 02-15-2010, 04:03 PM   #2124 (permalink)
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Obviously you shouldn't wait until after she's maimed you to tell her she needs to be a little more gentle You can have sex and communicate at the same time, you know.
Not when Match of the Day is on.
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Old 02-15-2010, 04:13 PM   #2125 (permalink)
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Old 02-15-2010, 04:17 PM   #2126 (permalink)
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I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.
put it in her mouth.
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Old 02-15-2010, 08:43 PM   #2127 (permalink)
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Put it her vagina. It's what the penis was made for, only natural.
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Old 02-15-2010, 09:43 PM   #2128 (permalink)
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Women in general tend to be crap at handjobs.

Just get used to it, she'll never be able to do it as well as you can yourself.
True. Tugjobs are a fuckin' waste of time, anyway.
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Old 02-15-2010, 09:51 PM   #2129 (permalink)
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TJ's should be a primer to the main event, not the main event themselves... but if you're in a situation where it will be, your best bet is (like RT said) not to tell her she sucks at it but instead tell her how you like it.
It's a nice way to correct someone, and you don't want to piss off a woman in the sack.
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Old 02-17-2010, 09:14 PM   #2130 (permalink)
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I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.
Get a stronger penis.


Or just ask her to suck your **** instead. I wouldn't mention it to her though, you probably won't get another one.
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