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Old 09-04-2009, 07:42 AM   #1501 (permalink)
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You don't know how tall your dad is, or you don't know your dad?!
yeah i live with my dad, am just not sure what height he is.
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us lady folk are supposed to be smaller
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:51 AM   #1502 (permalink)
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not that theres anything wrong with being smaller, my mums tiny!
dunno what happend to me, suppose my dad is 6'3.
either that or im the postmans.
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Old 09-04-2009, 03:00 PM   #1503 (permalink)
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I rode my man so much this mornin the skin on the side of my knees kinda was burned off a lil

Also LOve to swallow his Man JUice.

HEs my KIng.

Ill do whatever he wants.
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Old 09-06-2009, 12:37 AM   #1504 (permalink)
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I rode my man so much this mornin the skin on the side of my knees kinda was burned off a lil

Also LOve to swallow his Man JUice.

HEs my KIng.

Ill do whatever he wants.
than your every egotistic guys dream girl. Give yourself a round of applause, hell even a pat on the back while your at it.

Girls like you make it hard to find decent guys who aren't trying to get in your pants every 2.4 secs or bragging to their friends that your his submissive little bitch.
If you think I'm ragging on you... than your partial right. Don't take offense to much to my random out burst but do keep in mind that there will come a day that you might end up like Rihanna and Chris Brown if you stay submissive.
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Old 09-06-2009, 12:48 AM   #1505 (permalink)
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than your every egotistic guys dream girl. Give yourself a round of applause, hell even a pat on the back while your at it.

Girls like you make it hard to find decent guys who aren't trying to get in your pants every 2.4 secs or bragging to their friends that your his submissive little bitch.
If you think I'm ragging on you... than your partial right. Don't take offense to much to my random out burst but do keep in mind that there will come a day that you might end up like Rihanna and Chris Brown if you stay submissive.
You're an idiot. Whats wrong with pleasing your partner? If anything you will end up miserable because you're fat and have a bad attitude towards relationships. You sure are bitter when you see someone who's happy.
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Old 09-06-2009, 12:53 AM   #1506 (permalink)
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You're an idiot. Whats wrong with pleasing your partner? If anything you will end up miserable becaause you're fat and have a bad attitude towards relationships. You sure are bitter when you see someone who's happy.
rofl are you one of the egotistic men I was talking about. I never said you shouldn't please your partner, I did state tho not to be so submissive.

I'm not fat nor am I miserable. I'm 190 lbs for a 5'8 chick and I got a boyfriend, thank you.
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rofl are you one of the egotistic men I was talking about. I never said you shouldn't please your partner, I did state tho not to be so submissive.

I'm not fat nor am I miserable. I'm 190 lbs for a 5'8 chick and I got a boyfriend, thank you.
Oh and I suppose you never please him?

If I'm egotistical, then you're a hypocrite. Why are you attacking someone for something you don't know if they've even done. You have no idea what you're talking about.

You must be a body builder then, that's cool. If you're into that.
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:52 AM   #1508 (permalink)
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Something happened to me. Much better than sex.
I met this mysterious girl, and felt this energy in my chest.
Huge energy of the universe. It was awesome. This is what love is all about.
Although, these things never last for long. In fact, they are short lived. I guess that's how God works. It's a long story. Sorry, don't have the time to explain it.
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:48 AM   #1509 (permalink)
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Apparently I am 28 pounds overweight for my height.

I'm 5'6" and 12 stones:

BBC NEWS | Health | Calculate your body mass index

I weigh more than Peter Crouch, the skinny git.

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This picture has just destroyed everything I thought I knew about the human anatomy.

I mean, WTF man? It's a human K. Well either that or a really sh*tty X.
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:58 AM   #1510 (permalink)
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You're an idiot. Whats wrong with pleasing your partner?
Ha agreed, how the hell is wanting and enjoying to please your partner being submissive and weak?
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