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Old 09-06-2009, 05:34 PM   #1521 (permalink)
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Thats what comes to mind when I see the Peter Crouch photo.

He's so freakishly lanky he could probably bend his limbs like that too.
Haha, well anyway how did we get from sex to swastikas?
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:46 PM   #1522 (permalink)
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Haha, well anyway how did we get from sex to swastikas?
Don't worry, it's just the natural order of things
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Old 09-06-2009, 06:17 PM   #1523 (permalink)
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Don't worry, it's just the natural order of things
I like that answer.
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Old 09-06-2009, 07:35 PM   #1524 (permalink)
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from sex to swastikas
... is the name of my new band.
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:51 PM   #1525 (permalink)
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Damn. everytime I pop in here I think of Jess/Vanilla, wheres she been?
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:59 PM   #1526 (permalink)
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Who knows, but she probably has a great sex life being that she's been away from this place for ages.
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Old 09-09-2009, 05:48 PM   #1527 (permalink)
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I dated this chick for a while who always wanted to stick her fingers up my ass while she was suckin me off, **** it was so annying, I never let her but she would always try to me sneeky about it and when I least expected it shed go for it. tTis chick was a nympho without a doubt, she wanted it every which was you could think of, anal included, every day, all day long, it was honestly so much it was rediculous, lol, she damn near killed me.
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I was with this bird for a bit and all she wanted to do to me was **** me up the arse with a strap on, it might have been to do with the fact i gave her first anal action and wanted to pay me back with vengeance.
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:39 PM   #1528 (permalink)
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Who knows, but she probably has a great sex life being that she's been away from this place for ages.
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Old 09-10-2009, 06:26 PM   #1529 (permalink)
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So what's the most amount of times people have had sex in one day?
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Old 09-10-2009, 06:37 PM   #1530 (permalink)
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So what's the most amount of times people have had sex in one day?
Only 4 times.

But that was within the span of a little over an hour + half.
Personally, it hurt.
Not doing it again.
Ever heard the term "shooting blanks"?
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