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Old 11-09-2012, 11:57 PM   #6501 (permalink)
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I like me some kink, but rimming and golden showers are a no for me. Human waste is where I draw the line.
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Old 11-10-2012, 03:17 AM   #6502 (permalink)
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Rimming is probably okay as long as it's someone you know and don't mind sharing your parasites with and the person is clean. Guys giving head are already in risk of lapping up fecal bacterias and **** when doing regular muffing if the girl ain't hygienic. I mean, those bacterias get onto the panties and get rubbed all over down there and besides, while eating out, you could be devoting your attention to the snatch, but your chin's still rubbing up against her turd cutter.
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Old 11-10-2012, 08:52 AM   #6503 (permalink)
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I like me some kink, but rimming and golden showers are a no for me. Human waste is where I draw the line.
I would just like to point out that while I specified "human waste", that doesn't mean that I am into animal waste.
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Old 11-10-2012, 09:11 AM   #6504 (permalink)
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I would just like to point out that while I specified "human waste", that doesn't mean that I am into animal waste.
So you won't be rimming dogs anytime soon, right?
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Old 11-10-2012, 09:44 AM   #6505 (permalink)
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So you won't be rimming dogs anytime soon, right?
Not anymore.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-10-2012, 02:38 PM   #6506 (permalink)
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Death by erotic asphyxiation is the line.
*ahem* I'm still curious if that really works...

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Old 11-10-2012, 06:31 PM   #6507 (permalink)
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Rimming is probably okay as long as it's someone you know and don't mind sharing your parasites with and the person is clean. Guys giving head are already in risk of lapping up fecal bacterias and **** when doing regular muffing if the girl ain't hygienic. I mean, those bacterias get onto the panties and get rubbed all over down there and besides, while eating out, you could be devoting your attention to the snatch, but your chin's still rubbing up against her turd cutter.
Oh my, Tore, I'm positively enjoying your new vocabulary!
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Old 11-11-2012, 05:02 AM   #6508 (permalink)
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Not gonna lie I was like 'WTF has got into Tore' when he said snatch.
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Old 11-11-2012, 06:30 PM   #6509 (permalink)
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Cool .. now you probably got some new scars to brag about.

So here's a general question to y'all. Anyone ever been the recipient of a surprise rimming?

I know what you're wondering and the answer is no, I haven't.

My girlfriend doesn't have barbwire in her vagina...

surprise rimming? No, but a girl did try stick her finger up my anus, I stopped her though, then got off the bus.
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Old 11-11-2012, 08:27 PM   #6510 (permalink)
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Ewwww I just read about some girl who got her braces snagged on her boyfriend's dick.

My boyfriend is getting braces tomorrow actually, and I don't want him cutting me up :|
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