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Old 09-24-2009, 09:36 PM   #1641 (permalink)
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Most of us just stick to self asphyxiation during masturbation in Thai closets.
The upside down crap is just too weird.
I heard about 1000 people a year die from this...















...awkward...
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:40 PM   #1642 (permalink)
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I heard about 1000 people a year die from this...















...sexy...

Fixed.
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:44 PM   #1643 (permalink)
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LOL.
The both of you.
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:46 PM   #1644 (permalink)
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Most of us just stick to self asphyxiation during masturbation in Thai closets.
The upside down crap is just too weird.
I did a sad panda face then laughed

he was great in Kung Fu
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:02 PM   #1645 (permalink)
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I did a sad panda face then laughed

he was great in Kung Fu
I was watching Dexter and his brother was an FBI agent in several of the episodes... I kept thinking of purple balls.
Too weird.
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Old 09-25-2009, 02:20 AM   #1646 (permalink)
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maybe you didn't understand what I meant from a guy's perspective....

I meant the guy being in that position to be upside down wouldn't work, she hasn't tried it being a guy....unless she's hiding something from us
The girl is the one that is upside down. When I do it I lean backwards from the bed, put my arms out to hold myself and the guy sits up slightly on the end of the bed and goes hard. So amazing. Orgasmic I tells you!
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Old 09-25-2009, 06:31 AM   #1647 (permalink)
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The girl is the one that is upside down. When I do it I lean backwards from the bed, put my arms out to hold myself and the guy sits up slightly on the end of the bed and goes hard. So amazing. Orgasmic I tells you!
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:51 AM   #1648 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2009, 07:34 PM   #1649 (permalink)
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I tried a reverse cowgirl position on a woman once. Her view must have been bloody terrible but it was fun trying. You do both have to concentrate though and the corner of a bed is definitely needed. You need your feet on the ground for that one!
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Old 09-27-2009, 08:07 PM   #1650 (permalink)
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I tried a reverse cowgirl position on a woman once. Her view must have been bloody terrible but it was fun trying. You do both have to concentrate though and the corner of a bed is definitely needed. You need your feet on the ground for that one!
Hmmm... You must have a different concept of the same "reverse cowgirl" position I'm used to, which is simply the girl in a ride position, but facing away.
Never had a problem just laying down in the normal way when getting ridden in that position. No bed corners or tactical feet positioning needed.

Am I misunderstanding what you mean?
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