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Old 10-06-2009, 04:26 PM   #1771 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2009, 04:32 PM   #1772 (permalink)
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Since when did 81 or anyone else say anything about it being rape?
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Old 10-06-2009, 04:32 PM   #1773 (permalink)
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Yup, nudging the girlfriends small of her back is definite coercion verging on rape.

I mean really?! Grow some balls 81, but penis pokey is about as "sly" as walking down the street wearing a sandwich board saying "would like some sex now please". She's not some poor defenceless whelp, unable to beat off (hurr durr) this vicious attack. So it's not romantic, maybe that's where the problem lies, but it's hardly an affront to human decency that you're making it out to be. Seriously what are you, 15?
Yeah, because that's exactly what I said. The quoting was simply pointing out a humorous contradiction. He clearly stated that his less romantic way was losing effectiveness so I presented a different approach.
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Old 10-06-2009, 07:47 PM   #1774 (permalink)
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Nutella's delicious. I usually have it on bread, but if you prefer to spread it on someones back thats fine by me


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Out of all body parts on which to eat a food product off of during a sex act, the back seems to be the weirdest, next to eating food out of someone's hair.

I think that could be the next big web-fetish, except using strange sex food like mashed potatoes, corn, baked fish, etc...

WThell FBd! you never gotten a woman to lick your back?
Ive gotten my back n neck licked. It feels supper dupper good.
And my man is really thin and hes easy to lick...supper lickable.

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I have something to discuss - and if anyone can help, I will be forever grateful.

Sex is excellent. However, she is not a morning person and I, the typical man, am both rested and relaxed in the a.m. and could support a circus tent.

Any tips or advice to get her out of her morning stupor and swinging on my trapeze? Even if I can simply get her to fire the cannon so that my day is less tense?

I have tactics, and they've worked, but now that she knows what they are I need some fresh ideas so she doesn't just give me the "auh, not again" moan.

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Old 10-06-2009, 08:02 PM   #1775 (permalink)
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I have something to discuss - and if anyone can help, I will be forever grateful.

Sex is excellent. However, she is not a morning person and I, the typical man, am both rested and relaxed in the a.m. and could support a circus tent.

Any tips or advice to get her out of her morning stupor and swinging on my trapeze? Even if I can simply get her to fire the cannon so that my day is less tense?

I have tactics, and they've worked, but now that she knows what they are I need some fresh ideas so she doesn't just give me the "auh, not again" moan.

Thanks,

Cheers!


normally the quickest way to get me to have morning sex is to wake me up,....with your mouth,....down there

i understand that may take more effort than you'd like first thing in the morning on your part,.....but

its a nice easy way to wake up, start out slow, normally until you feel her hands move to your head

i'm only speaking for myself, but cumming makes me feel beautiful, which in turn makes me more apt to 'play circus?',....and it makes me feel pretty all day long,....which makes me more apt to do it again in the evening,....

so yea,...pretty much,....morning sex solves everything
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:05 PM   #1776 (permalink)
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normally the quickest way to get me to have morning sex is to wake me up,....with your mouth,....down there
i understand that may take more effort than you'd like first thing in the morning on your part,.....but

its a nice easy way to wake up, start out slow, normally until you feel her hands move to your head

i'm only speaking for myself, but cumming makes me feel beautiful, which in turn makes me more apt to 'play circus?',....and it makes me feel pretty all day long,....which makes me more apt to do it again in the evening,....

so yea,...pretty much,....morning sex solves everything
Yeah, but if you're not feeling beautiful?

I don't know, if I didn't feel beautiful in the morning, I feel like I wouldn't want to be touched. It's not even not feeling beautiful. It's more... not feeling comfortable with the way I'm feeling at that moment. So if I know he/she IS comfortable with my body no matter what, and thinks I'm still wonderful, then I won't mind morning sex.
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:07 PM   #1777 (permalink)
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Yeah, but if you're not feeling beautiful?

I don't know, if I didn't feel beautiful in the morning, I feel like I wouldn't want to be touched. It's not even not feeling beautiful. It's more... not feeling comfortable with the way I'm feeling at that moment. So if I know he/she IS comfortable with my body no matter what, and thinks I'm still wonderful, then I won't mind morning sex.
good point, as i stated, i was just speakin for myself,...however

i dunno,...it works on me, and has worked for me,....so there ya have it
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I know what you mean, though. I'm sure that works on some people. ^_^
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:14 PM   #1779 (permalink)
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sexual poll of the day,...

so, a friend of mine and i were talkin last night, and apparently she only masturbates once a week at the most

i've had that talk with some other of my girl friends and their numbers are also low,....

is there something wrong with me?

i'm going to masturbate atleast once, and up to three times a day, even if i'm in a relationship,....

how often are you doing it,....if you have to make up a really big number to make me feel better about it, that would be ok too
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:21 PM   #1780 (permalink)
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I always thought it was kind of an infrequent thing for girls... but I really have no idea what I'm talking about

edit: If I say I do it 17 times a day... does that make you feel better?
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