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Old 01-04-2010, 10:36 PM   #1901 (permalink)
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"Well, there was this one time that I was doin' this chick, and she was just like, 'Yeah! You're doin' me! Awesome!'. And when you grab her titty, it just feels like a bag of sand..."
No, it's 'You know when you grab a woman's breast and it feels like a bag of sand?'.
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Old 01-04-2010, 10:50 PM   #1902 (permalink)
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Once, with my ex fiancee, he did a surprise finish on my mammaries, I wasn't pleased at the result so I picked it up with my hand and slapped him in the face with it
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Old 01-04-2010, 11:18 PM   #1903 (permalink)
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Once, with my ex fiancee, he did a surprise finish on my mammaries, I wasn't pleased at the result so I picked it up with my hand and slapped him in the face with it
wow...

reminds of this girl that told me she blew a guy and acted like she swallowed, went up for a kiss and...well yeah...use your imagination.

granted, that seems much worse than what you did...
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Old 01-05-2010, 02:14 AM   #1904 (permalink)
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Once, with my ex fiancee, he did a surprise finish on my mammaries, I wasn't pleased at the result so I picked it up with my hand and slapped him in the face with it
I'd have then moved in for a wet butterfly kiss.
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Old 01-05-2010, 02:24 AM   #1905 (permalink)
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I told him NOT TO DO IT

s'what he gets. ****head anyway.
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:44 AM   #1906 (permalink)
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Haha. That's an amazingly funny story.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Keep it in your pants scottie.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:18 AM   #1907 (permalink)
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I didn't know that finishing on a woman's breasts was that bad of a thing to do... I guess I missed that.
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Old 01-05-2010, 07:19 AM   #1908 (permalink)
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Naw man it's a good thing to do. It's only the woman who doesn't like it!
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:21 AM   #1909 (permalink)
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It creates situations like this;

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Old 01-05-2010, 01:35 PM   #1910 (permalink)
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*feels up own tits*
Oh my god, they kind of DO feel like sand.
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