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Old 01-08-2013, 09:44 PM   #6901 (permalink)
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I love dry humping on thin iced ponds in January.
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:47 PM   #6902 (permalink)
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I love humping the legs of dogs, mostly because of the surprised look on their faces when they realize how the tables have been turned.
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Old 01-09-2013, 04:51 PM   #6903 (permalink)
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I love lamp.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Keep it in your pants scottie.
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Old 01-09-2013, 04:56 PM   #6904 (permalink)
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Old 01-09-2013, 04:56 PM   #6905 (permalink)
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I think it would be cool if I could hump a woman on a desk. It gives that sexual excitement that is needed. Plus I can be sexual (well can be). It would be interesting.
Bro, do you even sex?
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:02 PM   #6906 (permalink)
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Sounds like somebody never had a sexy teacher.
Actually not in the slightest. It was like God wanted me to study, he supplied me with the most grotesque teachers known to man.
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:08 PM   #6907 (permalink)
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Actually not in the slightest. It was like God wanted me to study, he supplied me with the most grotesque teachers known to man.


Same, apart from one female teacher who was smoking!
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:13 PM   #6908 (permalink)
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Is anyone on this forum not perverted?
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:14 PM   #6909 (permalink)
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I doubt it.
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:44 PM   #6910 (permalink)
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