The Sexual Experience Thread

333 · 02-22-2010, 10:34 PM

Weird! But ****ing awesome! I am not anemic, but do you think because I am not it makes it harder for me to squirt? I've come very close and it was when someone was playing with me (hands only) for almost an hour. It's a tingly sensation and then I feel like I have to pee, and I feel like I subconsciously and consciously hold back a lot because well, I don't want to pee on anyone! What book are you reading, duga?

Edit: Whoa, whoa let's get this straight. It's not that I don't come. I just don't shoot ... er, plasma out of my vagina. I think when females actually do ejaculate, that orgasm may be stronger?

Arya Stark · 02-22-2010, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 333

Weird! But ****ing awesome! I am not anemic, but do you think because I am not it makes it harder for me to squirt? I've come very close and it was when someone was playing with me (hands only) for almost an hour. It's a tingly sensation and then I feel like I have to pee, and I feel like I subconsciously and consciously hold back a lot because well, I don't want to pee on anyone! What book are you reading, duga?

Maybe try in the shower by yourself.
It's never taken me an hour, though, I don't know about that.
I guess it can be a tingly sensation.
But I've never felt like I had to pee.

duga · 02-22-2010, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 333

Weird! But ****ing awesome! I am not anemic, but do you think because I am not it makes it harder for me to squirt? I've come very close and it was when someone was playing with me (hands only) for almost an hour. It's a tingly sensation and then I feel like I have to pee, and I feel like I subconsciously and consciously hold back a lot because well, I don't want to pee on anyone! What book are you reading, duga?

It is called Bonk by Mary Roach...a really good read so far. Very enlightening. She does a great job of describing the science part of all of it in an entertaining way, and she covers some really great topics. Recommended for sure.

333 · 02-22-2010, 10:44 PM

Yeah, I've tried the shower scene. I just think too much is all. Definitely writing the title of that book down. Thanks guys!

LoathsomePete · 02-22-2010, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by duga

It is called Bonk by Mary Roach...a really good read so far. Very enlightening. She does a great job of describing the science part of all of it in an entertaining way, and she covers some really great topics. Recommended for sure.

I absolutely love that book, there's just so many quotable passages that had me in stitches. I wish more science writers had that kind of sense of humor.

Freebase Dali · 02-23-2010, 05:42 PM

Frankly, I'd rather a girl who isn't squirting all over the place. As long as you aren't a dusty leather-cunt, I don't need water-works.

Guy perspective anyway.

Girls don't actually want to be squirters, do they?
Just curious...

333 · 02-23-2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Frankly, I'd rather a girl who isn't squirting all over the place. As long as you aren't a dusty leather-cunt, I don't need water-works.

Guy perspective anyway.

Girls don't actually want to be squirters, do they?
Just curious...

It's not that I want to be a squirter, but I want to experience it! I've heard and seen (on screen) that it's unlike the typical orgasm. And I agree about wetness. If I get too soaked, which I tend to do, it kind of desensitizes penetration for me. There have been times where I almost feel the ejaculation coming on, but I just lose it. Now that I've experienced being on the brink of it, I want a full-fledged orgasm with the ejaculation. What can I say? I like experimenting. If it doesn't feel any better than my regular orgasms, I'll stop spraying my plasma juices all over the place.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 02-23-2010, 06:48 PM

I dunno, most girls probably wouldn't, but me and the handjob chick are overly sensitive.
Plus, my family is psyco religeous, so tugging wang=sinning but being bad at tugging wang=failing at even sinning. Leading to tears.

TheCunningStunt · 02-23-2010, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

I dunno, most girls probably wouldn't, but me and the handjob chick are overly sensitive.
Plus, my family is psyco religeous, so tugging wang=sinning but being bad at tugging wang=failing at even sinning. Leading to tears.

If you're gonna sin, then do it ****ing properly, that kind of thing?

If you're gonna do something wrong, then do it right.

The handjob chick is quite a cool nickname, I'd get in touch with her just to tell her what her new nickname is however she is a massive psychopathic cunt.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 02-23-2010, 07:20 PM

I dunno, hate to be vulnerable and break the "TA IS A MURDEROUS PSYCO PENIS!" thing I had going on, but I'm kinda a huge cryer, so its not so much as sinning correctly as being sh*t at something as simple as tugjorbs and that eroding already low self-esteem? BAAAAAWL.
I feel like you could totally be my ex, but all he listened to was goddamn Blink 182.

02-22-2010, 10:34 PM	#2151 (permalink)
333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	Weird! But ****ing awesome! I am not anemic, but do you think because I am not it makes it harder for me to squirt? I've come very close and it was when someone was playing with me (hands only) for almost an hour. It's a tingly sensation and then I feel like I have to pee, and I feel like I subconsciously and consciously hold back a lot because well, I don't want to pee on anyone! What book are you reading, duga? Edit: Whoa, whoa let's get this straight. It's not that I don't come. I just don't shoot ... er, plasma out of my vagina. I think when females actually do ejaculate, that orgasm may be stronger?

02-22-2010, 10:44 PM	#2154 (permalink)
333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	Yeah, I've tried the shower scene. I just think too much is all. Definitely writing the title of that book down. Thanks guys!

02-23-2010, 05:42 PM	#2156 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Frankly, I'd rather a girl who isn't squirting all over the place. As long as you aren't a dusty leather-cunt, I don't need water-works. Guy perspective anyway. Girls don't actually want to be squirters, do they? Just curious...

02-23-2010, 06:48 PM	#2158 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	I dunno, most girls probably wouldn't, but me and the handjob chick are overly sensitive. Plus, my family is psyco religeous, so tugging wang=sinning but being bad at tugging wang=failing at even sinning. Leading to tears.

02-23-2010, 07:20 PM	#2160 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	I dunno, hate to be vulnerable and break the "TA IS A MURDEROUS PSYCO PENIS!" thing I had going on, but I'm kinda a huge cryer, so its not so much as sinning correctly as being sh*t at something as simple as tugjorbs and that eroding already low self-esteem? BAAAAAWL. I feel like you could totally be my ex, but all he listened to was goddamn Blink 182.