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Old 05-03-2010, 07:55 AM   #2641 (permalink)
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I disagree loudly with bringing food into the bedroom, but my ex girlfriend and I were going at it in the kitchen and before I "went" she pulled out a corn on the cob from the fridge, made me "go" on it and then ate it.

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Old 05-03-2010, 09:12 AM   #2642 (permalink)
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Well hey, at least SHE ate it. Could've ended up a whole lot worse from the moment you said "pulled out a corn on the cob" so you got off pretty light in the long run.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:12 PM   #2643 (permalink)
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eww what, did you jissm on the corn, and then she ate it?
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:25 PM   #2644 (permalink)
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well yeah.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:27 PM   #2645 (permalink)
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Ewwwwwwwww
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:30 PM   #2646 (permalink)
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That's nasty.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:33 PM   #2647 (permalink)
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Corn is disgusting even without spunk.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:34 PM   #2648 (permalink)
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I love corn, but putting semen on my food is completely unnappealing
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:36 PM   #2649 (permalink)
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I know right? ex's are ex's for a reason.. she was a right ****ing weirdo anyway.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:48 PM   #2650 (permalink)
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I do that all of the time.
Except with Jell-O shots.



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