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Old 05-12-2011, 09:49 AM   #4061 (permalink)
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the key word that is missing is that it CAN stink pretty badly

I'm guessing you have never heard of the fish jokes related to it.

There is some slight truth to that. Something with pH balance being off and just having a horrible odor.
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

"Evening, Ladies."
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Old 05-16-2011, 02:06 AM   #4062 (permalink)
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i really don't get why straight men like vaginas so much. if it stinks like a rotten fish, why would you want that?
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Old 05-16-2011, 02:25 AM   #4063 (permalink)
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Because it doesn't stink like rotten fish? I don't get why gay men like someone else's dick in their ass, as that would feel like a total invasion of personal space to me, but I don't question it, it's just a difference in taste.
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Old 05-16-2011, 03:58 AM   #4064 (permalink)
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Hahaha, rotten fish, man I don't know what girls you know Virgin, but you've got the wrong ones mate
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Old 05-16-2011, 05:09 AM   #4065 (permalink)
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you guys can debate about sexual preference all you like

I don't think it's gonna resolve anything

for me, there's nothing more heavenly than the smell of pussy
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Old 05-16-2011, 08:24 AM   #4066 (permalink)
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It's a body part if you dont wash of course it smells, dicks, pussys, you could 3 tentacles down there it would smell

I wouldnt call it a trademark of a vagina to smell like rotten fish, though. harsh. natural pheromones...the smell is programmed to make dicks hard.

A woman's vagina actually makes natural lube as well if you think about it. When it gets wet. I love God
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While you're busy loving god, I hope you don't mind me loving pussy in the meantime
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Old 05-16-2011, 11:22 AM   #4068 (permalink)
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If my vagina smelt of rotten fish I would immediately think I had nasty nasty infection or blue waffle... Fanny doesnt smell like fish. Unless ofcourse, you don't wash.
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Old 05-16-2011, 11:28 AM   #4069 (permalink)
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It's a body part if you dont wash of course it smells, dicks, pussys, you could 3 tentacles down there it would smell

I wouldnt call it a trademark of a vagina to smell like rotten fish, though. harsh. natural pheromones...the smell is programmed to make dicks hard.

A woman's vagina actually makes natural lube as well if you think about it. When it gets wet. I love God
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If my vagina smelt of rotten fish I would immediately think I had nasty nasty infection or blue waffle... Fanny doesnt smell like fish. Unless ofcourse, you don't wash.
Vagina gets a fish smell because of Bacterial Vaginosis, not because of not washing. Vaginas clean themselves, after all. Blue Waffle is also fake

Also for you dumb ****s that complain about a girl being too loose: the vagina is a muscle which can be exercised, no exercise will make your baby dick any bigger.
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Old 05-16-2011, 11:34 AM   #4070 (permalink)
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Hm, I've had more problems with vagina's that were too tight.
Turns out that's not that easy to excercise...
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