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Old 11-28-2011, 01:55 AM   #4401 (permalink)
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One time I had sex and then I went and told people on the Internet about it. Then I tried to will some of my internal organs to stop working and eventually gave up and just looked in the mirror and cried.
You are the best storyteller on the internet.
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Old 12-02-2011, 08:13 AM   #4402 (permalink)
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I laughed so much reading all this. It's reasons like this i love Dayna what a ****ing champ! hahahahaha!
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:20 PM   #4403 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson didn't poop.
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Old 12-03-2011, 01:28 AM   #4404 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson didn't poop.
he did, you couldn't see it cos he pooped into kids' mouths
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 12-03-2011, 06:08 AM   #4405 (permalink)
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he did, you couldn't see it cos he pooped into kids' mouths
He didn't even have a butthole.
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Old 12-03-2011, 09:27 AM   #4406 (permalink)
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He didn't even have a butthole.
You are a very rude little girl.
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Old 12-03-2011, 09:44 AM   #4407 (permalink)
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You are a very rude little girl.
That's what Michael said.
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Old 12-03-2011, 09:49 AM   #4409 (permalink)
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That's what Michael said.
As he held her down trying to poop on her.
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Old 12-03-2011, 09:52 AM   #4410 (permalink)
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As he held her down trying to poop on her.
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