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Old 10-17-2013, 07:33 PM   #9401 (permalink)
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I have chlamydia.
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Old 10-17-2013, 07:43 PM   #9402 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2013, 01:42 AM   #9403 (permalink)
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Manky I, like you, am currently in the best sexual time of my life. The difference though between us other than your ballin accent is that I use condoms. Come on bro...
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Old 10-18-2013, 02:39 AM   #9404 (permalink)
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I have chlamydia.
I'm surprised it took this long, dude. One of my best friends has had sex only one time in his life, and he decided to not use condoms. Guess what happened to him?

HPV.
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Old 10-18-2013, 05:46 AM   #9405 (permalink)
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I'm surprised it took this long, dude. One of my best friends has had sex only one time in his life, and he decided to not use condoms. Guess what happened to him?

HPV.
HPV is pretty common though and couples that have sex together usually end up getting it over time.
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Old 10-18-2013, 08:06 AM   #9406 (permalink)
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Yeah, the clinic is so awkward. I'm back again today for more check-ups. I wish this PC had a camera so I could take a snap of how surreal my environment is.
A bunch of broken degenerates looking full of sorrow whilst over dramatic 90's pop anthems blast in the distance.
If anything was going to put me off unprotected sex, this is probably the lasting image I need to deter me.

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson.
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Old 10-18-2013, 10:17 AM   #9407 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2013, 10:23 AM   #9408 (permalink)
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Chlamydia is easy to treat with antibiotics, provided that you catch it early.
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Old 10-18-2013, 10:30 AM   #9409 (permalink)
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Chlamydia is easy to treat with antibiotics, provided that you catch it early.
Repeat infection with Chlamydia is common. Good luck with that Manky. Protect yourself man unprotected sex ain't no joke.
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Old 10-18-2013, 10:37 AM   #9410 (permalink)
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Repeat infection with Chlamydia is common. Good luck with that Manky. Protect yourself man unprotected sex ain't no joke.
Yeah because there are different strains of the bacteria.

And definitely, condoms are highly recommended. Sex feels better without them, I know, but wearing one can save you and the girl a lot of trouble.
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