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Old 03-08-2012, 06:57 PM   #4901 (permalink)
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same one over and over again
Oh. That explains why there's 4917 posts already.

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Old 03-08-2012, 07:17 PM   #4902 (permalink)
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I'm surprised that with a title like this you guys aren't discussing fat chicks. Large ladies. BBWs. The rotund. LAND WHALES.
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Old 03-08-2012, 07:36 PM   #4903 (permalink)
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I had a boyfriend when I was 14 who had an email - nofatchicks@...
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:34 AM   #4904 (permalink)
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I'm surprised that with a title like this you guys aren't discussing fat chicks. Large ladies. BBWs. The rotund. LAND WHALES.
While I won't as far as BBWs, I do like a girl with some meat. I applaud Clinton for macking on Monica Lewinski. She was some quality poon.

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I had a boyfriend when I was 14 who had an email - nofatchicks@...
I'm assuming he was a douche nozzle?
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Old 03-09-2012, 11:10 AM   #4905 (permalink)
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Is three inches big?
From the ground, on stilts? No.
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Old 03-09-2012, 11:28 AM   #4906 (permalink)
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I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't have a harpoon for a penis.
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:32 PM   #4907 (permalink)
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my fiancee is a bit of a whale, though

just call me "Ahab"
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:40 PM   #4908 (permalink)
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my fiancee is a bit of a whale, though

just call me "Ahab"
So you think you're Gregory Peck.
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:00 PM   #4909 (permalink)
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So you think you're Gregory Peck.
i have very scant recollection of that movie

i'd prefer being Cary Grant
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Old 03-10-2012, 05:35 AM   #4910 (permalink)
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I'm surprised that with a title like this you guys aren't discussing fat chicks. Large ladies. BBWs. The rotund. LAND WHALES.
I like big girls.

Big bottoms drive me outta my miiiiind. How could I leave this behind?
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