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Old 07-25-2012, 01:40 PM   #5391 (permalink)
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there is no chipotle in duluth.
Was a joke. I've never even eaten at a Chipotle, much less one in Southern Canada.
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Old 07-25-2012, 03:47 PM   #5392 (permalink)
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Haha, never heard the term Southern Canada before! Windsor comes to mind in that case... about as far south as you can get without crossing the border (into Detroit no less)
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:43 PM   #5393 (permalink)
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Any of you guys heard of nugget porn?
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:46 PM   #5394 (permalink)
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Any of you guys heard of nugget porn?
Urban Dictionary: Nugget Porn

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Old 07-25-2012, 04:54 PM   #5395 (permalink)
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They described it as the 'Holy Grail' of porn. They were right on the money.
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Old 07-25-2012, 05:31 PM   #5396 (permalink)
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Let me explain really what happened.

I was at Wendys and my parents decided to use the bathroom. I was sleepy and I wanted to sleep a little bit but this sexy white curvy woman wanted to give me a lap dance. I got to rub her ass which was very nice. Rubbing her ass a great thing in my life. She was wearing a a seethrough top and nice tight shorts that flashed her nice BOOTY (ASS) to me. I was so happy but I had to stop her from giving me a lap dance because I know my parents would have yelled at me if this lap dance had happened. So I told her I cannot have the lap dance. She was mad but she was happy to see me so she allowed she to spank her ass. It was nice. I also got to touch her thick legs. Yum. We had some flirting moment then she left just before my parents came back and it was time to eat.
What kind of person takes ecstasy at Wendy's?
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:08 PM   #5397 (permalink)
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What kind of person takes ecstasy at Wendy's?
A very, very classy kind of person
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:17 PM   #5398 (permalink)
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I guess it speaks about nice booty. Burning Down, see this booty song here

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What kind of person takes ecstasy at Wendy's?
Actually I came to Wendys with my family. The curvy bootylicious white woman approached me and wanted to give me some dirtyness. She wanted to give me a lap dance but I could not let it happen. She did shake her booty and meanwhile I got to touch and rub her ass. I liked it of course. I got to touch her thick sexy hips and legs and I got to her ear that you are sexy. Sadly she had to stop giving me some fun just as my parents came back. I really wished I ****ed this thick white woman. I did not. Oh well. My parents are tough personnels.
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:20 PM   #5399 (permalink)
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My parents are tough personnels.
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:24 PM   #5400 (permalink)
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You have a problem with that, huh. Not really for me. They are my parents afterall. But man I wished I got to make love with that sexy curvy white woman.
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Important to notice FPK.
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