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Old 03-11-2012, 08:00 PM   #4931 (permalink)
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I just wanna come in here to say, I totally did it in my hospital bed last night. It was pretty nice.
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Old 03-11-2012, 08:36 PM   #4932 (permalink)
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I don't know your BF, but I suspect he might feel a bit differently.
Nah, he's cool with it

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Ah genetics. I sometimes wish I was an inch or two taller, but I guess it's kinda selfish of me to complain about it at 6'0" since there's a lot of short guys who have a more legit gripe.

How tall is your bf?
Uhhh, he's a little taller than me. I think he's about 6'3".

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I just wanna come in here to say, I totally did it in my hospital bed last night. It was pretty nice.
What? You're in the hospital? And also, I don't think I would have had the nerve to get it on in my hospital bed lol.
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Old 03-12-2012, 04:03 AM   #4933 (permalink)
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i'm almost 6' if anybody gives a rat's ass
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 03-12-2012, 05:44 AM   #4934 (permalink)
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What's a ghetto booty? Does this qualify?



Sorry if this offends anyone, but I thought it should be on the safe side as it's not more sexual than Murder Junkie's avatar.
This is a ghetto booty:

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Old 03-12-2012, 06:10 AM   #4935 (permalink)
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Thanks for the pic, Vanilla

Since Duce mentions his measurements .. If I thrust too deep (), it causes my wife some discomfort so while I don't know the exact measurements, I'm satisfied with my size. So it sounds a little less like bragging, I should mention that my wife is quite petite.
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Old 03-12-2012, 06:43 AM   #4936 (permalink)
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Thanks for the pic, Vanilla

Since Duce mentions his measurements .. If I thrust too deep (), it causes my wife some discomfort so while I don't know the exact measurements, I'm satisfied with my size. So it sounds a little less like bragging, I should mention that my wife is quite petite.
That's the same with me. I can't be with guys who are too big or they screw up my cervix. And if I get too wet I don't feel as much. My libdo was low big time on Saturday and I was super grumpy so my bf didn't pleasure me as normal even though his intentions were good!
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Old 03-12-2012, 06:56 AM   #4937 (permalink)
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Thanks for the pic, Vanilla

Since Duce mentions his measurements .. If I thrust too deep (), it causes my wife some discomfort so while I don't know the exact measurements, I'm satisfied with my size. So it sounds a little less like bragging, I should mention that my wife is quite petite.
my future wife's quite girthy - she can take it
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Old 03-12-2012, 07:30 AM   #4938 (permalink)
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My dad is a freaking giant, that's why He's something like 6'7" or maybe even 6'8". He barely fits through doorways! My mom is only 5'7", so I'm somewhere nicely in the middle

I just realized that since I had my surgery and was told to abstain from sex for a couple of weeks, that I don't really miss it at all. I've been able to do so many more things with my boyfriend besides hopping into bed at every opportunity.
God, your dads height reminds me of when I met two Canadians in Cancun that were 6'6" and 6'7", I swear I was ready to go down on one knee. As you will know it's hard finding men taller than you at this height haha. But your dad sounds ****ing huge. My dads a big guy too but he's only around 6'5"ish and my mums about 5'6" so I'm nice and in the middle just like you .

Edit: I wouldn't want a Kim Kardashian ass, her ass is ****ing huge. The one tore posted would do me nicely, I guess I have my height to thank for long legs. That also have scars all over them
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both my parents are horrendously short

my DNA is probably some strange Japanese/Chinese hybrid that's y I'm tall
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Old 03-12-2012, 08:15 AM   #4940 (permalink)
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So here's a random question that's most likely been asked before: Is sex different with someone who is circumcised than with someone who's not? I'm just curious. I've only been with my boyfriend and he is uncircumcised so I don't know anything other than that.
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