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Old 07-26-2012, 09:25 AM   #5411 (permalink)
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Woah.
Are you or are you not a curvy woman?
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The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

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Old 07-26-2012, 09:31 AM   #5412 (permalink)
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Curvy pretty much covers all bases. Except anorexic and severely obese.
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:35 AM   #5413 (permalink)
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Curvy pretty much covers all bases. Except anorexic and severely obese.
This picture says how hot the curvy women can be.
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:37 AM   #5414 (permalink)
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You must be a good love maker.
no, it's just their guilt after having great sex
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:43 AM   #5415 (permalink)
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no, it's just their guilt after having great sex
I see. Why would they feel guilty making great love with you?
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:48 AM   #5416 (permalink)
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I see. Why would they feel guilty making great love with you?
asians are conservative

most chinese girls are told to abstain from sex cos "giving birth is suffering"
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:50 AM   #5417 (permalink)
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Burning Down must be a curvy white woman, I guess.
Burning Down, guard your booty!
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:53 AM   #5418 (permalink)
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asians are conservative

most chinese girls are told to abstain from sex cos "giving birth is suffering"
Giving birth is suffering. Squeezing a watermelon out a hole the size of a grape doesn't sound very appealing.
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:55 AM   #5419 (permalink)
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why is it that everytime I have sex with a woman, her period comes a few days late, she thinks she's pregnant?

do they think I have super-sperm?
Do they actually tell you this?

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Keep your guard up, and make sure you get a prenup.
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:56 AM   #5420 (permalink)
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asians are conservative

most chinese girls are told to abstain from sex cos "giving birth is suffering"
That is believable. I would expect Chinesse to be conversatives. I think Japanese are mostly liberal because I know some porn stuff are made from Japan.
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