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Old 08-01-2012, 02:02 PM   #5541 (permalink)
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I'm 99% sure the thing about meat making **** taste gross is true, since my boyfriend and I have been living together, I do all the cooking so he's not been eating meat either and it tastes a looooooooooooooooooooooooooot better
Meat making what taste worse??? What part of him are you eating?? You cannibal!
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Old 08-01-2012, 02:19 PM   #5542 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2012, 02:29 PM   #5543 (permalink)
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lol my jaw literally dropped

i wish my girlfriend would do that! she doesn't necessarily have a problem with actually consuming it, she has a problem with giving head. she has issues with her jaw that make it lock and hurt if she has her mouth open like that...soo...it doesn't work well for her. which is fine, not that big of a deal.
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Old 08-01-2012, 02:59 PM   #5544 (permalink)
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lol my jaw literally dropped

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Why? You haven't been reading this thread much if you consider this to be shocking
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Old 08-01-2012, 02:59 PM   #5545 (permalink)
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Why? You haven't been reading this thread much if you consider this to be shocking
youre right, i havent been reading it at all lol. i wasnt expecting it much is all. especially on a forum that censors words like **** <---lol
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Old 08-01-2012, 03:21 PM   #5546 (permalink)
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I'm 99% sure the thing about meat making **** taste gross is true, since my boyfriend and I have been living together, I do all the cooking so he's not been eating meat either and it tastes a looooooooooooooooooooooooooot better
Yeah I heard that from some other people as well. Same with smoking making semen taste terrible. I wouldn't really know though, because my boyfriend doesn't smoke and he's a huge meat eater.

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lol my jaw literally dropped

i wish my girlfriend would do that! she doesn't necessarily have a problem with actually consuming it, she has a problem with giving head. she has issues with her jaw that make it lock and hurt if she has her mouth open like that...soo...it doesn't work well for her. which is fine, not that big of a deal.
Oh, that's too bad. That has to be one of my favourite parts of sex.
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Old 08-01-2012, 05:32 PM   #5547 (permalink)
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Yeah I heard that from some other people as well. Same with smoking making semen taste terrible. I wouldn't really know though, because my boyfriend doesn't smoke and he's a huge meat eater.


Oh, that's too bad. That has to be one of my favourite parts of sex.
You should try snowballing with him. I hear some guys like that. LOL
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Old 08-01-2012, 05:43 PM   #5548 (permalink)
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do orgies even actually, like...happen in real life? im pretty sure theyre just a myth
My dad told me he met my mom at an orgy, so either he's lying, or there are orgies.
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You should try snowballing with him. I hear some guys like that. LOL
I don't think he'd want to taste his own semen. But if it happens, should I tell my mom about it?
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Old 08-01-2012, 05:45 PM   #5550 (permalink)
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My dad told me he met my mom at an orgy, so either he's lying, or there are orgies.
Your dad is one cool cucumber mang.
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