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Old 08-01-2012, 08:44 AM   #5521 (permalink)
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Sometimes sexual fanatasies lead to things that we later on we will regret.
So, the truth about you and your mom finally comes out.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-01-2012, 08:47 AM   #5522 (permalink)
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i was scratching my head until i knew you quoted the wrong post of mine
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 08-01-2012, 09:27 AM   #5523 (permalink)
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So, the truth about you and your mom finally comes out.
i just wanted to say i dig the avatar from Arkham Asylum. love that graphic novel

back to being on-topic:

in case you all didn't already make the assumption,

i'm not actually an obese woman.
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Old 08-01-2012, 09:49 AM   #5524 (permalink)
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i'm not actually an obese woman.
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Old 08-01-2012, 09:53 AM   #5525 (permalink)
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i just wanted to say i dig the avatar from Arkham Asylum. love that graphic novel

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in case you all didn't already make the assumption,

i'm not actually an obese woman.
i was actually looking forward to squeezing your fats
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Old 08-01-2012, 09:58 AM   #5526 (permalink)
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some dude gave me a handjob, am i gay?
Only if he was looking at it while he roped it off. Also if you enjoyed it you just might be gay. Also if Coldplay or Justin Bieber was playing in the background.
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Old 08-01-2012, 10:13 AM   #5527 (permalink)
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Only if he was looking at it while he roped it off. Also if you enjoyed it you just might be gay. Also if Coldplay or Justin Bieber was playing in the background.
what if two of these three things happened

also, sorry to disappoint everyone about my not being a bbw
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Old 08-01-2012, 10:27 AM   #5528 (permalink)
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also, sorry to disappoint everyone about my not being a bbw
It's never too late. Have a cheeseburger.
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Old 08-01-2012, 10:31 AM   #5529 (permalink)
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It's never too late. Have a cheeseburger.
well then i'd be a bbm

which...

i don't think anybody really wants that

well maybe.
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Old 08-01-2012, 10:39 AM   #5530 (permalink)
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well then i'd be a bbm

which...

i don't think anybody really wants that

well maybe.
Oh...well, you can just tuck it between your legs and we'll keep it above the waist. For you at least. And wear a wig.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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