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Old 05-08-2013, 06:04 PM   #7971 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2013, 07:11 PM   #7972 (permalink)
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I have a few guesses, but I definitely didn't want to ask.
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Old 05-08-2013, 07:35 PM   #7973 (permalink)
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I sh*t you not, but I can Auto-Suck myself.
Do you cum in your own mouth?
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Old 05-08-2013, 08:24 PM   #7974 (permalink)
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No your own hands silly!
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Wtf is auto-sucking?
Being bendy enough to be able to give yourself a blow job.
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Old 05-08-2013, 08:34 PM   #7975 (permalink)
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Being bendy enough to be able to give yourself a blow job.
ok... but what's with the use of the word "auto"? isn't "i can suck myself (off)" a little less... uh... robotish? lol

first scene of Short Bus comes to mind.

anyway. noted.
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Old 05-08-2013, 09:04 PM   #7976 (permalink)
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ok... but what's with the use of the word "auto"? isn't "i can suck myself (off)" a little less... uh... robotish? lol

first scene of Short Bus comes to mind.

anyway. noted.
I guess, lol. The actual term for it is "autofellatio".
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Old 05-08-2013, 09:54 PM   #7977 (permalink)
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So what hand do people jerk off to? I use both, because one hand gets tired so I use the other. Is there many guys that use their left hand? Because I hear that is the best one for giving hand jobs.
Yes I'm left handed, learned to use my right when I broke two metacarpals in my left hand (boxer's fracture) though, learned to roll spliffs one handed too.

My preferred choice is my left though. Sometimes even use both at the same time
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Old 05-08-2013, 10:00 PM   #7978 (permalink)
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I guess, lol. The actual term for it is "autofellatio".

Either way I'd be giving head to my car.

I'd rather do something new.
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:56 AM   #7979 (permalink)
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Either way I'd be giving head to my car.
Son of a bitch! I had a great blowjob/car joke all ready to go and right before I'm about to unleash it I see this.
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Old 05-09-2013, 02:14 PM   #7980 (permalink)
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Jerking off to hands sounds like a really weird fetish.
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Son of a bitch! I had a great blowjob/car joke all ready to go and right before I'm about to unleash it I see this.
You might as well tell us anyway!
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