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Old 04-19-2013, 06:13 AM   #7491 (permalink)
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It's because he's an anal virgin. Guys love it more than normal sex sometimes because as much as a vagina is tight, the bum hole passage is very tight and makes a guy even more turned on. Hehe I'm happy to help in any way I can. May I suggest you ask him if he would try it once with a condom on. Even if it's only for a few minutes?
Good idea. He's a bit shy in the bedroom so that sounds like a good way to suggest it.
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Old 04-19-2013, 09:24 AM   #7492 (permalink)
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What about white fat weirdos? I mean I'm not three hundred pounds or anything, but I'm...healthy.


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You should consider anal though, it's not as bad as you would think it is, just make sure you use enough lube.
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The usually reason it hurts for girls is if it's their first time or she's all tense because she's worried it's going to hurt. As long as the lady relaxes and there's decent lube it should be fine.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-19-2013, 09:37 AM   #7493 (permalink)
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Then you must enjoy eating crap? Because seriously if it stinks bad and looks bad it must taste bad.


Tastes like tuna pasta bake tbh. Although this bit also applies to licking vaginas. Tbh if someone is clean I don't see the problem.

Obviously if they're a scruff then I wouldn't but that applies to everything not just rimming.
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:45 AM   #7494 (permalink)
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Tastes like tuna pasta bake tbh. Although this bit also applies to licking vaginas. Tbh if someone is clean I don't see the problem.

Obviously if they're a scruff then I wouldn't but that applies to everything not just rimming.
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Old 04-19-2013, 05:53 PM   #7495 (permalink)
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Good idea. He's a bit shy in the bedroom so that sounds like a good way to suggest it.
Excellent, let me know how it goes!

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Hehe you're automatically allowed in my bed Batty. Oh yay I'm glad to hear that, I like you to bb.
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Old 04-19-2013, 06:22 PM   #7496 (permalink)
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Excellent, let me know how it goes!
Well I got him to try tying each other up and I didn't think he'd do it so we'll see how this goes lol.
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Well I got him to try tying each other up and I didn't think he'd do it so we'll see how this goes lol.
Wow, well done! Well good luck babe.
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