The Sexual Experience Thread

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Does anyone else find the more regularly they have sex the higher your sex drive becomes?

I wouldn't know my sex drive is pretty high regardless if I'm getting sex regularly or not.


I can't find who said it to quote it but the whole getting a blowjob from a dude is the same or no different than a chick. I don't know about that.

My close encounter related to that was when I accidentally ended up in a gay nightclub. I just thought it was a regular nightclub that was playing trance music and I was a bit shocked to find one like that in this area so I went inside and danced for a bit only to find out later that it was a gay one while being hit on. I didn't want to look like a homophobe and just run out the door so I stayed and enjoyed the night dancing and drinking lightly. This guy decided to give me a ride home and he asked me if I would let him suck my dick. The whole night I was telling this guy that I'm straight but he still asked and I told him no. He ended up giving me his phone number in case I changed my mind. I went upstairs to my apartment and acted like a stupid homophobe by burning his number on the stove fire and taking a shower because I felt dirty. I was young and stupid back then.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

I can't find who said it to quote it but the whole getting a blowjob from a dude is the same or no different than a chick. I don't know about that.

I didn't say there wasn't a difference, just that it still feels good.

I was young and stupid back then.

Thankfully you're not young anymore.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Thankfully you're not young anymore.

[WWWP]

Ok so once up a time I was banging this dude who I had zero feelings for but really enjoyed the d so we had this awesome **** buddy situation happening and at one point a few months into the arrangement I realized that he never asked me to give him head and when I tried he would tag me out pretty quickly so I was like wtf bro let me give you head and so I asked him about it I was like yo are you not that into to receiving oral or what's the deal because I really like giving head and you never let me and he came at me with this explanation like well the first time you gave me head you said I tasted bad and I was floored because even if I thought so I would never say that unless it was a question of hygienics or some **** but please friends let me explain what happened because I realized the deal was the first time I gave him head it was a few rounds into our marathon and he ****ing loved it obviously because I'm pretty ****ing good if I may say so myself but since we had already banged a few times he had been wearing a condom one of those ****ing fire and ice bull**** things and so his dick seriously tasted like straight chemicals and I guess I traumatized him because I was all AUUUGHHH DUDE YOUR COCK TASTES LIKE POISON.

[Sansa Stark]

I'm dead lmfao oh my god

[WWWP]

Seriously his dick was in my mouth and all I could think was "I FORGOT THE NUMBER TO THE POISON CONTROL CENTER"

[zombie kid]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

No we don't talk. He moved away the next day. And no, it wasn't over that, he mentioned he was going to Oregon or Washington before all this went down.

And I'm not saying it wasn't a gay act, I'm just not attracted to men. I wasn't even attracted to him at the time. It just seemed like a lark, and getting your dick sucked feels good whether it's a dude or a chick. And I never went ass to mouth. It's a near thing I guess, but we couldn't even "get it in". Whiskey dick, nah mean?

I don't think I'd enjoy having my dick sucked by a guy.

[Paul Smeenus]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Seriously his dick was in my mouth and all I could think was "I FORGOT THE NUMBER TO THE POISON CONTROL CENTER"

911

[anticipation]

Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

The only unpleasant sexual encounter I can think of that didn't involve me being on antidepressants that made it impossible for me to cum was with a girl I picked up who had a pet tarantula that got out of it's enclosure. There is nothing more terrifying than seeing a big hairy spider crawl up your leg as you're immobilized because a girl is on top of you. Fortunately I played it as cool as I could and she caught the fucker and got it back in the enclosure, but my erection at that point was pretty wilted.

I would've bucked that bitch and her hairy ass spider off of me like a fucking bronco dude.

[LoathsomePete]

Originally Posted by anticipation

I would've bucked that bitch and her hairy ass spider off of me like a fucking bronco dude.

What can I say, I'm a gentleman.