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Old 11-05-2013, 10:53 AM   #9491 (permalink)
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kay don't do that thing they do in porn where they put it in the cheek.......i did that once trying to spice up my reg beej routine but my form was off and i ended up biting the length of his dick hahah
That's the most boring thing in the world. Just like when the guy is ****ing the girl doggy style and he kind of moves to the side so the camera can see. It just looks so fake. The pop shot on the face is even worse.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:00 AM   #9492 (permalink)
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That's the most boring thing in the world. Just like when the guy is ****ing the girl doggy style and he kind of moves to the side so the camera can see. It just looks so fake. The pop shot on the face is even worse.
i kno its boring LOOOKING thats why i did it, its like why is this so popular what does this do???? idk perpetually sexually curious tbh
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:01 AM   #9493 (permalink)
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i kno its boring LOOOKING thats why i did it, its like why is this so popular what does this do???? idk perpetually sexually curious tbh
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The fuck would I take your yahoo answers shit for when I'm out here doin field research?
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:05 AM   #9495 (permalink)
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The fuck would I take your yahoo answers shit for when I'm out here doin field research?
Yahoo? What is this? 1999? We've got Google now. Next you'll be telling me to use Webcrawler.
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:07 AM   #9496 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:09 AM   #9497 (permalink)
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Dude, Webcrawler still exists! Although underneath the search field it says...


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So...yeah.
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:25 AM   #9499 (permalink)
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Oh Batty. You are legitimately the Big Bang Theory to my Black Books.
And you are the "meh" to my "bitchin'".
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