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Old 11-22-2013, 12:21 PM   #9651 (permalink)
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Fukkin lol @batty

Course I love giving them. Who wouldn't wanna blast a chicks face with your fire hose
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Old 11-22-2013, 12:34 PM   #9652 (permalink)
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Okay so apparently sperm facials are a real thing and they're like $200. Why the **** would I pay for some random dude's sperm to be rubbed all over my face when I can get the same thing for free at home?
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Old 11-22-2013, 12:36 PM   #9653 (permalink)
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Okay so apparently sperm facials are a real thing and they're like $200. Why the **** would I pay for some random dude's sperm to be rubbed all over my face when I can get the same thing for free at home?
Or online nomsaiyn?

In all seriousness **** that ****. Id rather lay back after leg day and not give a **** where my semen ends up. As long as it is being ejected from my penis.








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Old 11-22-2013, 12:41 PM   #9654 (permalink)
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Okay so apparently sperm facials are a real thing and they're like $200. Why the **** would I pay for some random dude's sperm to be rubbed all over my face when I can get the same thing for free at home?
I think this is gonna be a career changer for a lot of people. I could probably pull off about 8 facials a day at 200 a pop. #WINNING
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Old 11-22-2013, 01:12 PM   #9655 (permalink)
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I think this is gonna be a career changer for a lot of people. I could probably pull off about 8 facials a day at 200 a pop. #WINNING
But after the second time you'd sorta be runnin' on fumes. Especially if you did it everyday.
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Old 11-22-2013, 02:39 PM   #9656 (permalink)
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How do people here feel about giving/getting facials?
No one actually likes giving or receiving facials. Porn has corrupted people's minds to think that's what is supposed to happen during sex. Most of the time girls only agree to it because the guy they are having sex wants to do it and the only reason he wants to do it is from all the porn that he's watched.

I prefer releasing either inside if I know she's on BC and clean or just on her ass/stomach depending on which position she is in.
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Old 11-22-2013, 07:03 PM   #9657 (permalink)
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Wow Rezz, you look great. Must be the sperm facial skin care regimen you follow.
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My boyfriend would be dead if he done it on my face.
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My boyfriend would be dead if he done it on my face.
Can confirm, I am boyfriend whose dead.
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From my experiences, no girl has ever been that funny about my ***. I think the consensus is that the sooner they swallow it and get it out the way, the sooner they can get to sleep.
Most opt for the direct mouth shot because sometimes it takes a while to yank it out onto their faces and there's the awkward tongue out in anticipation post as I'm trying to rub one out onto them.

I think if I were a girl, I'd swallow ***. I had a girl over friday and she came. My bed sheets were all wet and sticky. It's 5:30 two days after and I'm in bed and still haven't washed the sheets. I have hit new unhygienic levels
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