The Sexual Experience Thread

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by Black Francis

Wait, so under the right context a guy who cuffs you and f*cks you right is a gentleman?

you're still hard to read. xD

but i think i get your logic, i would never force a girl to do something she is not into and i don't like using them either, we both have to be into it or else what's the point?

Basically what I was saying (in slightly drunken rambling) is that is long as it's consensual (and legal - not going to bait the pedos out there) I wouldn't call a person a perv for their kinks.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

"usually"

Did you not just complain about people using gifs?

[YorkeDaddy]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Did you not just complain about people using gifs?

Well you see, Vanilla, I enjoy utilizing purposeful hypocrisy for my own ironic enjoyment

and besides, I conceded:

I can dig it. There are certainly times when a good gif can be hilarious if posted on it's own at the right moment, I just think some sort of balance and blah blah blah

[Tristesse]

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

Well you see, Vanilla, I enjoy utilizing purposeful hypocrisy for my own ironic enjoyment

That's as ironic as rain on your wedding day
and getting a free ride, when you've already paid
it's like good advice, that you just didn't take
who would have thought, it figures

[YorkeDaddy]

Originally Posted by Tristesse

That's as ironic as rain on your wedding day
and getting a free ride, when you've already paid
it's like good advice, that you just didn't take
who would have thought, it figures

The ironic thing about that song is that basically nothing she sings about is actually irony

[Tristesse]

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

The ironic thing about that song is that basically nothing she sings about is actually irony

I reckon she did it on purpose

[Carpe Mortem]

Originally Posted by Tristesse

I reckon she did it on purpose

The irony of a song about irony that doesn't actually give any true examples of irony.

Now that's ironic.

And iconic!

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Any excuse to post this.

I had a delightful experience with my arsehole this morning. It's fat enough for my entire hand, and I couldn't help but rejoice in my first sexual experience asides from wanking in pure unadulterated relish.

[YorkeDaddy]

Originally Posted by Hagrid

I had a delightful experience with my arsehole this morning. It's fat enough for my entire hand, and I couldn't help but rejoice in my first sexual experience asides from wanking in pure unadulterated relish.

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