The Sexual Experience Thread

[Howard the Duck]

Originally Posted by Engine

If you mean fret #1 to fret #7 then that's exactly what I thought you meant - pretty small stretch.
Hey, it's okay to have small hands. What's the big deal?

hand envy

[Zaqarbal]

Originally Posted by Howard the Duck

hand envy

[Engine]

Originally Posted by Zaqarbal

Get your verniers ready, gentlemen! Personally, I'm trying to make comparisons as accurately as possible.

Oh my - look at what someone posted here with a screenshot of MB in the background.

Obviously some child raised by a dysfunctional family has slipped through the cracks. It's so sad that some individuals don't even get a minimally healthy level of supervision and guidance from their parents or guardians and end up doing things like this with the notion that they are amusing grown-ups. Such a sad indicator of the desperate lack of attention that this child feels.

It's unfortunate that the regulation age limit of the MB-joiner can't really be enforced because, as is already obvious, when this child comes of age he or she will see and understand their former lack of maturity, decorum, or even a modicum sense of satire displayed publically. How embarrassing for the poor kid.

Oh wait...

[Zaqarbal]

Originally Posted by Engine

Oh my - look at what someone posted here with a screenshot of MB in the background.

Obviously some child raised by a dysfunctional family has slipped through the cracks. It's so sad that some individuals don't even get a minimally healthy level of supervision and guidance from their parents or guardians and end up doing things like this with the notion that they are amusing grown-ups. Such a sad indicator of the desperate lack of attention that this child feels.

It's unfortunate that the regulation age limit of the MB-joiner can't really be enforced because, as is already obvious, when this child comes of age he or she will see and understand their former lack of maturity, decorum, or even a modicum sense of satire displayed publically. How embarrassing for the poor kid.

Oh wait...

What a lot of verbal diarrhea, and all that just to say "I never liked you, man". Probably from a pedantic guy unable to understand what a simple JOKE is.

Honestly, I don't know what's your problem.


*EDIT: I don't know why do you hate me so much, or what I've done to you. At least you could directly explain what's wrong. That would be better than playing a pathetic role of "angry snobbish professor from Harvard Humour School".

[GuitarBizarre]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Of course it depends where your hand is on the guitar, but yeah, 7 frets is a pretty long stretch. I say, if you can stretch your hand from fret 1 to fret 7, you have giant hands.

I can do that. Not easily enough to play anything quickly like that, but I can do it.

[Howard the Duck]

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

I can do that. Not easily enough to play anything quickly like that, but I can do it.

as can I

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by Zaqarbal

What a lot of verbal diarrhea, and all that just to say "I never liked you, man". Probably from a pedantic guy unable to understand what a simple JOKE is.

Honestly, I don't know what's your problem.


*EDIT: I don't know why do you hate me so much, or what I've done to you. At least you could directly explain what's wrong. That would be better than playing a pathetic role of "angry snobbish professor from Harvard Humour School".

I just took it as a very detailed joke about you having small hands...

[Zaqarbal]

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

I just took it as a very detailed joke about you having small hands...

Actually, it doesn't matter. Of course it was nothing but a trivial joke. Just like many others in this thread, which, BTW, is titled "Ways to Blow Your Mom" (very "serious"). Engine looks like a guy who watches a porn movie and then he's disappointed because the main characters finally didn't get married.

Anyway, it shouldn't be an excuse for vomiting insults and poison words:

Originally Posted by Engine

Obviously some child raised by a dysfunctional family has slipped through the cracks. It's so sad that some individuals don't even get a minimally healthy level of supervision and guidance from their parents or guardians and end up doing things like this with the notion that they are amusing grown-ups. Such a sad indicator of the desperate lack of attention that this child feels.

(...)

By the way, Engine, let me give you some advice about this:

Originally Posted by Engine

It's unfortunate that the regulation age limit of the MB-joiner can't really be enforced because, as is already obvious, when this child comes of age he or she will see and understand their former lack of maturity, decorum, or even a modicum sense of satire displayed publically. How embarrassing for the poor kid.

I know that a frequent use of Latin words is an essential requirement to be a pretentious pedant. But bear in mind that they they don't have the same effect when addressing a native Romance-language speaker, since they often refer to obviously-equivalent common words in such languages. Decorum (decoro) and modicum (módico or mínimo) don't impress me, really.

[Engine]

Originally Posted by Zaqarbal

What a lot of verbal diarrhea, and all that just to say "I never liked you, man". Probably from a pedantic guy unable to understand what a simple JOKE is.

Honestly, I don't know what's your problem.


*EDIT: I don't know why do you hate me so much, or what I've done to you. At least you could directly explain what's wrong. That would be better than playing a pathetic role of "angry snobbish professor from Harvard Humour School".

But I've never actually even disliked you. I barely even know who you are. I just saw your lame joke and decided to make fun of you.

Originally Posted by Zaqarbal

Actually, it doesn't matter. Of course it was nothing but a trivial joke. Just like many others in this thread, which, BTW, is titled "Ways to Blow Your Mom" (very "serious"). Engine looks like a guy who watches a porn movie and then he's disappointed because the main characters finally didn't get married.

Anyway, it shouldn't be an excuse for vomiting insults and poison words:



By the way, Engine, let me give you some advice about this:



I know that a frequent use of Latin words is an essential requirement to be a pretentious pedant. But bear in mind that they they don't have the same effect when addressing a native Romance-language speaker, since they often refer to obviously-equivalent common words in such languages. Decorum (decoro) and modicum (módico or mínimo) don't impress me, really.

Haha, sorry to disappoint you. Anyway, don't take anything I post too seriously - especially if it's a silly insult posted around 4am when I'm bound to be plastered. And, what do you mean "didn't get married"? Only married people have sex on film.

[The Batlord]

Alright, I don't care about this, and I'm not making fun of anyone, I just wanna give credit where credit is due.

Originally Posted by Zaqarbal

Engine looks like a guy who watches a porn movie and then he's disappointed because the main characters finally didn't get married.