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Old 08-23-2012, 10:14 AM   #5881 (permalink)
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How is it offensive honey?


That's so douchey I can't help but laugh.
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Old 08-23-2012, 10:43 AM   #5882 (permalink)
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Well if hes not getting off I can see why it wouldn't be a go to angle.
Obviously, lol. I'm not sure why it doesn't do anything for him... maybe he thinks it's like rape? Maybe it's too impersonal for him because he can't see my face? Who knows.
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Old 08-23-2012, 10:48 AM   #5883 (permalink)
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That's so douchey I can't help but laugh.
Come on. You think I am in love with Fetching.
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The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

Important to notice FPK.
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Old 08-23-2012, 10:50 AM   #5884 (permalink)
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Come on. You think I am in love with Fetching.
No, I think you're a whackadoo.
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Old 08-23-2012, 10:52 AM   #5885 (permalink)
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Ducey, you may possibly have described the most unusual experiences on here.

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Come on. You think I am in love with Fetching.
I think he was observing that the remark was, at best, patronising.
Anyway, you do realise she's going out of her way to improve her booty just for you?
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Old 08-23-2012, 10:57 AM   #5886 (permalink)
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Obviously, lol. I'm not sure why it doesn't do anything for him... maybe he thinks it's like rape? Maybe it's too impersonal for him because he can't see my face? Who knows.
Or maybe he wants to see some tits while hes doing the do.
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:21 AM   #5887 (permalink)
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Or maybe he wants to see some tits while hes doing the do.
Yeah that's probably it. I forgot, guys are all about tits and ass.
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:24 AM   #5888 (permalink)
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I think he was observing that the remark was, at best, patronising.Anyway, you do realise she's going out of her way to improve her booty just for you?
KIEKIEKIEKIEEEEE. She looks nice. She looks very nice.

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Yeah that's probably it. I forgot, guys are all about tits and ass.
Me, I like Booty more than tits.
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:33 AM   #5889 (permalink)
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KIEKIEKIEKIEEEEE. She looks nice. She looks very nice.


Me, I like Booty more than tits.
They are both just excess fat. I'm more of a hearty guy i really dig their hearts.

VOMITS.
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:36 AM   #5890 (permalink)
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They are both just excess fat. I'm more of a hearty guy i really dig their hearts.

VOMITS.
Your secret pastime is fapping to open heart surgery being done on a woman, right? Don't lie
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