The Sexual Experience Thread - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-23-2012, 12:10 PM   #5901 (permalink)
The Music Guru.
 
Burning Down's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Beyond the Wall
Posts: 4,858
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. View Post
Throw in cooking, cleaning and auto detailing and i might be interested.
My boyfriend gets the cleaning done before I do
Burning Down is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2012, 12:11 PM   #5902 (permalink)
Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: So-Cal
Posts: 3,752
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down View Post
My boyfriend gets the cleaning done before I do
Yeah but he doesn't like doggystyle or else i'd ask for his digits.
FRED HALE SR. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2012, 12:12 PM   #5903 (permalink)
The Music Guru.
 
Burning Down's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Beyond the Wall
Posts: 4,858
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. View Post
Yeah but he doesn't like doggystyle or else i'd ask for his digits.
He can cook though. Maybe you can work something out here.
Burning Down is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2012, 12:13 PM   #5904 (permalink)
The Sexual Intellectual
 
Urban Hat€monger ?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
Posts: 18,605
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle View Post
Look Burning Down, of course I want a woman to nice. I want a woman who can be strong and can be independent. I want a woman who can be herself. Of course I want a reasonable woman. But if she is also curvy. That would be nice.
Why on earth would a woman like that want you though?
__________________



Urb's RYM Stuff

Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.
Urban Hat€monger ? is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2012, 12:18 PM   #5905 (permalink)
Mwana Nzala
 
Franco Pepe Kalle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Shakopee, Minnesota
Posts: 627
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ? View Post
Why on earth would a woman like that want you though?
Some good reasons
1) I will pay attention to her
2) I will let her have a break sometimes.
3) I am a nice guy
4) I allow disagreement sometimes.
__________________
The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

Important to notice FPK.
Franco Pepe Kalle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2012, 12:19 PM   #5906 (permalink)
The Sexual Intellectual
 
Urban Hat€monger ?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
Posts: 18,605
Default

I said why would she like you, not give a list of rubbish reasons why she might tolerate you if she was desperate.
__________________



Urb's RYM Stuff

Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.
Urban Hat€monger ? is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2012, 12:22 PM   #5907 (permalink)
The Aerosol in your Soul
 
Rjinn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: New South Wales, Australia
Posts: 1,546
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle View Post
Some good reasons
1) I will pay attention to her
2) I will let her have a break sometimes.
3) I am a nice guy
4) I allow disagreement sometimes.
Oh? Does she have to ask your permission?
__________________
last.fm
Rjinn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2012, 12:22 PM   #5908 (permalink)
Get in ma belly
 
Salami's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Derbyshire
Posts: 1,385
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle View Post
Look Burning Down, of course I want a woman to nice. I want a woman who can be strong and can be independent. I want a woman who can be herself. Of course I want a reasonable woman. But if she is also curvy. That would be nice.
Sir, I thought booty excited you more than personality, but the wording of this appears to insinuate that your desire for booty is conditional to the independence of the woman.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down View Post
And if she's dumb as a post? I think personality trumps all in the end.

I know this guy who is really good looking and athletic and ****, and girls are all over him, but they fail to see that he's world class douche.
Completely agreed, it irritates me no end how superficially attractive people who are completely shallow seem to draw everyone else.
I've got a bit of a rule for any relationship I am in - anyone who I even allow myself to be interested in has got to be more intelligent than myself. And by this I don't mean exam wise, or what university they are aiming for. It has to be a person who has in all ways a greater mind than myself - because I want to look up to them. I hate relationships where anyone is treated as property or an accessory. I can't stand people who say "yo check out ma bitch's ass!". Because although it can be slightly funny, it's treating a person as an object.

Anyway rant over - to me this is even more important than GENDER, I'll enjoy sex only if the other person has something I really respect, that's what makes it a real experience.
Salami is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2012, 12:23 PM   #5909 (permalink)
Mwana Nzala
 
Franco Pepe Kalle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Shakopee, Minnesota
Posts: 627
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ? View Post
I said why would she like you, not give a list of rubbish reasons why she might tolerate you if she was desperate.
You think I hate women or something.
__________________
The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

Important to notice FPK.
Franco Pepe Kalle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2012, 12:24 PM   #5910 (permalink)
Mwana Nzala
 
Franco Pepe Kalle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Shakopee, Minnesota
Posts: 627
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rjinnx View Post
Oh? Does she have to ask your permission?
Sir what you are talking about LOL
__________________
The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

Important to notice FPK.
Franco Pepe Kalle is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Similar Threads



© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.