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Old 08-29-2012, 09:18 AM   #6011 (permalink)
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I hear it's good for soar throats. Unless the guys packin' a foot long I guess.
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Old 08-29-2012, 10:51 AM   #6012 (permalink)
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Apparantly keeps the chicks youthful too if you spill on their face.
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Old 08-29-2012, 10:55 AM   #6013 (permalink)
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What kind of monster would do such a thing?
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Old 08-29-2012, 11:00 AM   #6014 (permalink)
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I hear it's good for soar throats. Unless the guys packin' a foot long I guess.
But then she's gotta swallow it.
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Old 08-29-2012, 11:59 AM   #6016 (permalink)
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I hear it's good for soar throats. Unless the guys packin' a foot long I guess.
I think he would be better off packing some chicken noodle soup for a sore throat unless the bread was really soft on the foot long.
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Old 08-29-2012, 01:33 PM   #6017 (permalink)
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I don't know if I would be able to splunk successfully while there are a load of fluffy chickens watching me.


I'd have to keep it in a container and then pour it over them later.
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Old 08-29-2012, 01:40 PM   #6018 (permalink)
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I'd have to keep it in a container and then pour it over them later.
Won't it get crusty and dry?
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I'd have to keep it in a container and then pour it over them later.
Preparation. That's what I like to see.
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Won't it get crusty and dry?
Not if you freeze it.
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