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Old 08-29-2012, 02:22 PM   #6021 (permalink)
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Won't it get crusty and dry?
Nah man, it won't, it'll cool and liquify, then just store it in a bottle, preferably a nice plastic bottle, and then just pour it over the fukers.
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Old 08-29-2012, 02:28 PM   #6022 (permalink)
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Nah man, it won't, it'll cool and liquify, then just store it in a bottle, preferably a nice plastic bottle, and then just pour it over the fukers.
It's almost as if...you know how to do this...almost as if...you've done it before.
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Old 08-29-2012, 02:30 PM   #6023 (permalink)
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I don't even know where to begin with this...OMG YOU CAN COOK WITH SEMEN.
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Old 08-29-2012, 03:06 PM   #6024 (permalink)
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I don't even know where to begin with this...OMG YOU CAN COOK WITH SEMEN.
Damn hippies, cooking their omplettes with semen!
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Old 08-29-2012, 06:48 PM   #6025 (permalink)
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I don't even know where to begin with this...OMG YOU CAN COOK WITH SEMEN.
Is that for really?
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Old 08-29-2012, 06:57 PM   #6026 (permalink)
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Is that for really?
According to Epicurious it is! The Epi-Log on Epicurious.com: Cooking With Semen

The recipe in that link asks for 1/2 oz of semen. That's a lot isn't it? How does any normal man produce that much at once? I guess you just have to save it.

Here, you can actually purchase it: Self Publishing, Book Printing and Publishing Online - Lulu

Semen is not bad for you and it's not going to do anything to you, but it's still strange that someone came up with recipes that incorporate it
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Old 08-29-2012, 06:59 PM   #6027 (permalink)
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"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. "

seriously WTF!

9cc is average so yeah 1/2 oz is quite a bit
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"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. "

seriously WTF!
Inexpensive to produce? Wouldn't it be free? Okay, maybe you have to buy the poor guy a drink first, but still. And sure, it's available everywhere there is a man. Especially if you ARE a man

I wonder if some women would actually take their partner's semen, make something from the book with it, and then feed the end product to them without revealing the secret ingredient - so they'd be unknowingly tasting their own ***. I wouldn't.

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Yeah, I thought so.
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