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Old 07-22-2013, 10:22 AM   #8781 (permalink)
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You take it up the arse, you filthy slag.
I am assuming that you are telling him that he should take it up the ass, but without putting "You" in italics, it looks like you're just stating that he already takes it up the ass. This pleases me.
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Old 07-22-2013, 10:28 AM   #8782 (permalink)
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speakin of takin it in the butt, everyone should be real smart and careful when buyin lube cause one time i bought the wrong lube i guess and it was real sticky and i kept tryin to put it in her butt but the lube made everythin real sticky. so after awhile i wasnt hard anymore but tried to put it in anyway and slipped in and then i was like...... ok this is pointless now i guess
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Old 07-22-2013, 11:11 AM   #8783 (permalink)
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I am assuming that you are telling him that he should take it up the ass, but without putting "You" in italics, it looks like you're just stating that he already takes it up the ass. This pleases me.
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Old 07-22-2013, 11:37 AM   #8784 (permalink)
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speakin of takin it in the butt, everyone should be real smart and careful when buyin lube cause one time i bought the wrong lube i guess and it was real sticky and i kept tryin to put it in her butt but the lube made everythin real sticky. so after awhile i wasnt hard anymore but tried to put it in anyway and slipped in and then i was like...... ok this is pointless now i guess
Yeah, make sure it doesn't say GLUE on the bottle.
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Old 07-22-2013, 11:41 AM   #8785 (permalink)
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Yeah, make sure it doesn't say GLUE on the bottle.
Or hot sauce.
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Old 07-22-2013, 03:43 PM   #8786 (permalink)
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Or hot sauce.
Don't tell me you once used hot sauce as lube.
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Old 07-22-2013, 03:46 PM   #8787 (permalink)
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Don't tell me you once used hot sauce as lube.
No, but if there's one thing a weiner hates, it's hot sauce.
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Old 07-22-2013, 03:47 PM   #8788 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2013, 03:53 PM   #8789 (permalink)
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A dominatrix/call girl I befriended once told me that one of her clients actually asked her to pour tabasco sauce on the tip of his penis.

My dick actually hurt after she told me that story.
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Old 07-22-2013, 06:07 PM   #8790 (permalink)
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A dominatrix/call girl I befriended once told me that one of her clients actually asked her to pour tabasco sauce on the tip of his penis.

My dick actually hurt after she told me that story.
I do that, it spices up my jerk.
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