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Old 08-02-2013, 07:05 AM   #8991 (permalink)
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What? you want sex two to three times a week as a married man? who do you think you are sir?
thats what im aiming for too when i move in with my girlfriend :X
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:21 AM   #8992 (permalink)
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thats what im aiming for too when i move in with my girlfriend :X
You may even get more than that but once you put a ring on it. Expect that to change drastically.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:25 AM   #8993 (permalink)
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You may even get more than that but once you put a ring on it. Expect that to change drastically.
So everyone has different sexual needs. Marriage shouldn't dictate how much you do it either.
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:29 AM   #8994 (permalink)
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So everyone has different sexual needs. Marriage shouldn't dictate how much you do it either.
I know but that's the joke/stereotype of behavior that happens.
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:39 AM   #8995 (permalink)
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Question to dudes on here who are not dudebros (and not you dj):

How do you view being sexually submissive? I mean, more than just being tied up but really kinky **** that a woman might do to you because she wants to and it turns her on: would you be up for it? I hear a lot of weirdness and gross ideas on what it really means to be submissive, when for all genders it's not saying "I don't deserve to be the dominant because I am a weak human being" but "It turns me on to serve someone."
I'd totally have no prob with it. I'm kind of a submissive guy to begin with, and like to have someone take charge in most situations. I imagine being sexually submissive would be a natural extension of that. Besides, I'm totally open to some chick wailing on me with a strap-on, and the two sound like they would go swimmingly together.

I'm not quite sure if I just made a pun or not.
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With that kind of indecision it sounds to me like you need someone to tell you what to do.
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With that kind of indecision it sounds to me like you need someone to tell you what to do.
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That sounds like learning to swim by been thrown into a shark tank. Maybe she should start with some light mockery. Deride her taste in shoes perhaps.
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