The Sexual Experience Thread

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

I've never given a blowjob...

Oh come on! This is obviously a pretext for a "Well then allow me to teach you" joke. The Batlord doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt.

[Ass Napkin Ed]

Does the "..." imply that there's a second part to that sentence as in "I've never given a blowjob...on a Monday afternoon b/c unless you've never been in r/ship/dated or are under the age of consent (even then) that sentence is hard to believe

[FETCHER.]

I've just never given one. There's no reasons behind it really and I certain dont want Batlord the sexual deviant to teach me. Wouldn't do it for anyone unless he was my boyfriend of a while I guess.



And the Ellipsis was there because I was waiting for a reaction, seen as Dan keeps bricks under his pillow for chicks like me .

[Ass Napkin Ed]

In the words of Chris rock "do they still make girls like you, has that factory *not* closed"

& the guys you date don't object?

edit-*not*

[Paul Smeenus]

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

I've just never given one. There's no reasons behind it really and I certain dont want Batlord the sexual deviant to teach me. Wouldn't do it for anyone unless he was my boyfriend of a while I guess.



And the Ellipsis was there because I was waiting for a reaction, seen as Dan keeps bricks under his pillow for chicks like me .

I'll give you major props for knowing (...) is called an ellipsis. Bonus points for anyone that knows the name for (....)

[FETCHER.]

I'm not as stupid as I look

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by Ass napkin ed

In the words of Chris rock "do they still make girls like you, has that factory still closed"

& the guys you date don't object?

Never been in a fully exclusive relationship so if they had to object they can take that shiit elsewhere.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Never been in a fully exclusive relationship so if they had to object they can take that shiit elsewhere.

Its not gonna suck itself.

[Ass Napkin Ed]

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Never been in a fully exclusive relationship so if they had to object they can take that shiit elsewhere.

So are you saying you'll have sex w/ a guy, but you just won't give him oral unless you're in a committed r/ship

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by Ass napkin ed

So are you saying you'll have sex w/ a guy, but you just won't give him oral unless you're in a committed r/ship

No I don't feel that comfortable with the idea of giving a blowjob which is why I've never given one. For a boyfriend I would do it, yes. Would it be in my own time? Yes.