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Old 11-24-2013, 10:36 AM   #9661 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2013, 10:43 AM   #9662 (permalink)
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Have you seen the prices in the washing room? £2.20 for a spin cycle!? Must be conservative with my washing.
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Old 11-24-2013, 10:44 AM   #9663 (permalink)
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Time for rubber sheets dude.
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Old 11-24-2013, 10:45 AM   #9664 (permalink)
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Yea that is pretty disgusting. And by that I mean as a guy I will stretch my sheets lifespan out as long as humanly possible so I understand. Regardless though, Id rather sleep on just the mattress.
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Old 11-24-2013, 10:47 AM   #9665 (permalink)
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I guess the idea that men don't clean their bed linens regularly is quite true.
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Old 11-24-2013, 04:33 PM   #9666 (permalink)
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Yeah **** that. No sheets is better than laying on dirty sheets.
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Old 11-24-2013, 04:49 PM   #9667 (permalink)
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From my experiences, no girl has ever been that funny about my ***. I think the consensus is that the sooner they swallow it and get it out the way, the sooner they can get to sleep.
Most opt for the direct mouth shot because sometimes it takes a while to yank it out onto their faces and there's the awkward tongue out in anticipation post as I'm trying to rub one out onto them.

I think if I were a girl, I'd swallow ***. I had a girl over friday and she came. My bed sheets were all wet and sticky. It's 5:30 two days after and I'm in bed and still haven't washed the sheets. I have hit new unhygienic levels
Can I come over to your flat and rub my dick on your sheets? Dirty sheets soiled by sex juice is my ultimate fetish.
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Old 11-24-2013, 04:55 PM   #9668 (permalink)
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Yeah **** that. No sheets is better than laying on dirty sheets.
I hate laying on just the mattress. Feels super weird! My sheets and blankets get washed regularly so I don't have to do this, lol.
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Old 11-24-2013, 05:04 PM   #9669 (permalink)
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Very little on earth feels as comfortable and cozy as clean bedding. Very little (short of actual physical harm) feels worse than dirty sheets and pillowcases.

Same could be said of underwear and socks IMO
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Old 11-24-2013, 05:26 PM   #9670 (permalink)
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Very little on earth feels as comfortable and cozy as clean bedding. Very little (short of actual physical harm) feels worse than dirty sheets and pillowcases.

Same could be said of underwear and socks IMO
Who the **** doesn't wash their underwear? Ughhhhhhhh
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