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Old 02-23-2014, 11:33 AM   #9991 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2014, 12:39 PM   #9992 (permalink)
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So she got in the car to go home with a dude and took her tits out and let them be sucked...then felt bad about her boyfriend?

lol slootside, Carson Street
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Old 02-24-2014, 06:55 AM   #9993 (permalink)
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So she got in the car to go home with a dude and took her tits out and let them be sucked...then felt bad about her boyfriend?

lol slootside, Carson Street
indeed it was carson st, jimmy ds to be specific

basically heres what happened. girl 1 and me were makin out at the bar and she wanted to get outta there and go fukc. girl 2 was stayin with her and had been flirtin with my buddy all nite but kept tellin him she had a bf and didnt wanna do anyhing. so both girls left with me and then when we got home i was tryna fukc girl 1 but girl 2 was kinda jealous i think. so she kinda stayed in the room with us and got her tits out after my girl got hers out. showin me nipple piercings, im like touchin both set of titties at once. glory was had. then i kiss my girl while touching girl 2's tits and then when i go to kiss her she feels the guilt and shame of havin a bf and leaves. lolz
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Old 02-24-2014, 07:37 AM   #9994 (permalink)
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indeed it was carson st, jimmy ds to be specific

basically heres what happened. girl 1 and me were makin out at the bar and she wanted to get outta there and go fukc. girl 2 was stayin with her and had been flirtin with my buddy all nite but kept tellin him she had a bf and didnt wanna do anyhing. so both girls left with me and then when we got home i was tryna fukc girl 1 but girl 2 was kinda jealous i think. so she kinda stayed in the room with us and got her tits out after my girl got hers out. showin me nipple piercings, im like touchin both set of titties at once. glory was had. then i kiss my girl while touching girl 2's tits and then when i go to kiss her she feels the guilt and shame of havin a bf and leaves. lolz
WTF, she goes out on purpose without her boyfriend to pick up some other random guy and then backs out because she suddenly feels guilty about the boyfriend? lol, what a catch.
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Old 02-24-2014, 07:41 AM   #9995 (permalink)
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WTF, she goes out on purpose without her boyfriend to pick up some other random guy and then backs out because she suddenly feels guilty about the boyfriend? lol, what a catch.
well my buddy did a great job flirtin with her, she was all over him. she kissed him on the cheek and was touchy feely but then wouldnt take him home cause she had a bf. then back at home she seemed like she wanted to do some stuff but backed out once we started.

i was bein scumbag butthead aka 216 and told her that i didnt know her or her bf so he would never find out. i said this while her tits were out and she was second guessin herself but she didnt bite on that fact. i think she felt like her friend, who i hooke dup with, would tell her bf at some point and cause trouble
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well my buddy did a great job flirtin with her, she was all over him. she kissed him on the cheek and was touchy feely but then wouldnt take him home cause she had a bf. then back at home she seemed like she wanted to do some stuff but backed out once we started.

i was bein scumbag butthead aka 216 and told her that i didnt know her or her bf so he would never find out. i said this while her tits were out and she was second guessin herself but she didnt bite on that fact. i think she felt like her friend, who i hooke dup with, would tell her bf at some point and cause trouble

Doesn't matter. Had tits.
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:45 PM   #9997 (permalink)
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Weird question, how do you convince a girl to give you a rimjob?

Do you think telling her "I'll wash it thoroughly i swear" will help?
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Old 02-27-2014, 12:52 PM   #9998 (permalink)
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Weird question, how do you convince a girl to give you a rimjob?

Do you think telling her "I'll wash it thoroughly i swear" will help?
i have experience with this



first shave ur ass or trim it. the ass and taint area so its a little less disgustin.


secondly eat her ass first. like not directly beforehand lol. but if youre eatin her out once you got her breahtin heavy just slide the tongue down there. one lick from her ass to clit and she will prob go cray cray and tell u to do it again. even if she doesnt just wait a few mins and do it again anyway


so maybe after u do that a few times over the course of weeks or whatever you can wait til she is blowin you and wait til shes workin ur balls and then say "lower" while kinda pushin her head down lower and she should get the picture
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Or wet Chloroform rag, apply to face....put ass anywhere.
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Weird question, how do you convince a girl to give you a rimjob?

Do you think telling her "I'll wash it thoroughly i swear" will help?
Pay her extra.
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