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Old 02-27-2014, 07:35 PM   #10011 (permalink)
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but it didnt smell like roses either i bet. i have had a finger up my ass one time that is it.
that i can not confirm


i was too drunk to smell. my rule is to always have a finger sniff beforehand but i was too drunk.
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Old 02-27-2014, 08:49 PM   #10012 (permalink)
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Yall wash vegetables before you eat them, don't you?
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Old 02-28-2014, 12:44 AM   #10013 (permalink)
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Yall wash vegetables before you eat them, don't you?
I don't wash mushrooms....
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Old 02-28-2014, 01:13 AM   #10014 (permalink)
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The metaphorical mushrooms you're referring to don't eject intestinal bacteria. Point is wash ya bunny before ya lick the honey. Just like you would for a salad.
Though you probably should also wash real mushrooms as well. :U
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Old 02-28-2014, 01:25 AM   #10015 (permalink)
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The metaphorical mushrooms you're referring to don't eject intestinal bacteria. Point is wash ya bunny before ya lick the honey. Just like you would for a salad.
Though you probably should also wash real mushrooms as well. :U
Lol, I do use real mushrooms. I've never tried the ones that make you high! I love that saying hehe. It works for sexual favours too.

I used to worry when I was a child that little bugs would hide in broccoli so I always checked with my mom that they were washed.
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Old 03-02-2014, 08:12 AM   #10016 (permalink)
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What is your opinion on role playing? More specifically, if a woman is really into Harry Potter, does she want to be fucked by Harry Potter?
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Old 03-02-2014, 08:42 AM   #10017 (permalink)
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What is your opinion on role playing? More specifically, if a woman is really into Harry Potter, does she want to be fucked by Harry Potter?
You'd have to ask that specific woman. Maybe she wants to be fucked by other characters in Harry Potter. idk I can't give examples. I don't know the Potter universe but always talk out roles ahead of time obviously.
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Old 03-02-2014, 09:31 AM   #10018 (permalink)
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Gotta be a good herm joke here somewhere



Rp is dumb its too hard to take seriously. Id rather just be fake mad n do the semi rape stuff
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Rp is dumb its too hard to take seriously. Id rather just be fake mad n do the semi rape stuff
It is only hard if you have zero imagination.
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Old 03-02-2014, 09:47 AM   #10020 (permalink)
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I don't have the imagination for RP, especially the elaborate "I'm here to fix your refrigerator Ma'am" variety. But maybe naughty librarian because I could get into the dark glasses and different look thing.
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