The Sexual Experience Thread - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
The Sexual Experience Thread The Sexual Experience Thread
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 1116 of 1135 « First 11661610161066110611141115 1116 111711181126 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-02-2018, 08:59 PM   #11151 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
Default
I brought a friend over for Christmas dinner at my grandparents and he said something racist so I renigged on the nog and kicked his ass out.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2018, 09:46 PM   #11152 (permalink)
Mord
 
Zhanteimi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Tokyo
Posts: 4,874
Default
When I nig, I always renig, too.
__________________
Zhanteimi

LetsTalkMusic
Zhanteimi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2018, 11:07 AM   #11153 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Illinois
Posts: 2
Default
Why shouldn't we be reading it? I get that you might think we don't understand or whatever, but it should be our choice as to what we expose ourselves to. Plus, you'd be surprised how much some of us know.
Alise1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2018, 11:09 AM   #11154 (permalink)
Just Keep Swimming...
 
Plankton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: See signature...
Posts: 7,766
Default
I'm surprised at the lack of context.
__________________
See location...
Plankton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-07-2018, 08:15 PM   #11155 (permalink)
county fair energy
 
WWWP's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,775
Default
you guys know about the grapefruit technique
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I know what real life is, I've been living in it for well over a decade
Quote:
Originally Posted by jadis View Post
WWWP is pretty but should be cancelled (digital blackface)

#DEMODFROWNLAND
#TERMLIMITSFORMODERATORS
WWWP is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-07-2018, 08:20 PM   #11156 (permalink)
one-balled nipple jockey
 
OccultHawk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
Posts: 22,033
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP View Post
you guys know about the grapefruit technique
From google just now...

Is this what you’ve been about?
__________________

2016 2017 2018 2019 2020

Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion

Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND:

https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html
OccultHawk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-07-2018, 08:25 PM   #11157 (permalink)
carpe musicam
 
Neapolitan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Les Barricades Mystérieuses
Posts: 7,710
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhanteimi View Post
When I nig, I always renig, too.


Trollheart didn't leave, he just reincarnated himself as Zhanteimi.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by mord View Post
Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
Neapolitan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-07-2018, 08:56 PM   #11158 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
[MERIT]'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Missouri, USA
Posts: 4,814
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg View Post
I brought a friend over for Christmas dinner at my grandparents and he said something racist so I renigged on the nog and kicked his ass out.
What did he say?
[MERIT] is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-08-2018, 03:20 AM   #11159 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by [MERIT] View Post
What did he say?
Nig nog.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2018, 12:08 PM   #11160 (permalink)
.
 
grindy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: .
Posts: 7,201
Default
This is my new favourite sex position:


Took me a bit to google it and apparently it's called the nun.
The best thing is, that this way she can easily play with your ass while you **** her.
Since your dick is bent downwards a bit, it all feels pretty intense and you have a very enjoyable view of her butt.
Apparently it also feels quite good for the woman and it's not particularly exhausting, although it does require a bit of leg muscles.
Very recommended.
__________________
A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.
grindy is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1116 of 1135 « First 11661610161066110611141115 1116 111711181126 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.