The Sexual Experience Thread

[Seltzer]

I'm 5'4" and my ex was probably 5"7.

[Barnard17]

Seltzer, we should start a small sexy beast club.

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

what height are you :O?

Originally Posted by Barnard17

I'm 5'5" and proud. I think it's excellent, I don't have to bend for a motorboat.

You should try it out, prevents tall daisy syndrome. To be honest if I knew you in real life I'd probably have to take up wearing platforms (preferably with goldfish in the soles) so it wouldn't much matter either way :P

[Seltzer]

Originally Posted by Lateralus

This made me lol. I can entirely relate to these unexpected joys of living with a bunch of flatmates. The last time I went away for a weekend I came home to a broken Guitar Hero guitar and my bed full of crumbs. At least they were only eating in my bed and not mating (I hope!). God knows what I'm going to come home to when I return to Aus...

One time our honeyjar went missing and I couldn't find it anywhere in the house. The next day my flatmate came back from his girlfriend's place and I asked him where the honey went... he told me to look in his car. I found the honey inside a satchel without the top on it. And it had an odd consistency too - as if something had been mixed in with it. I don't want to know what bizarre sex ritual this entails.

Not to mention the socks near the stove, glitter in the bath, bubble gum on the wall. I found a bra in our driveway yesterday. I don't even bother asking anymore.

Originally Posted by Barnard17

Seltzer, we should start a small sexy beast club.

Jackhammer and Ethan are shortarses too. Time to create a new MB social group.

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by Seltzer

Jackhammer and Ethan are shortarses too. Time to create a new MB social group.

i always imagined jackhammer to be really tall, dunno why.

[crash_override]

Originally Posted by Barnard17

I'm 5'5" and proud. I think it's excellent, I don't have to bend for a motorboat.

Chicks dig the effortless motorboat.

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by crash_override

Chicks dig the effortless motorboat.

im glad i looked up motorboat instead of asking. god im disgusted

[Astronomer]

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

im glad i looked up motorboat instead of asking. god im disgusted

If you're disgusted by that, then don't go digging around previous posts in this thread... haha.

[crash_override]

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

im glad i looked up motorboat instead of asking. god im disgusted

That's why it's called the sexual EXPERIENCE thread. We've been around the block.

p.s. You should add the rusty trombone to your bag of tricks while you're at it.

[FETCHER.]

where i stay its called a 'Diddy Ride'

[Barnard17]

Originally Posted by Lateralus

If you're disgusted by that, then don't go digging around previous posts in this thread... haha.

*rimshot*

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

where i stay its called a 'Diddy Ride'

I think Rusty Trombone is probably another word you should've looked up before replying ...