The Sexual Experience Thread

downwardspiral · 05-03-2010, 06:55 AM

I disagree loudly with bringing food into the bedroom, but my ex girlfriend and I were going at it in the kitchen and before I "went" she pulled out a corn on the cob from the fridge, made me "go" on it and then ate it.

Life ruiner.

Barnard17 · 05-03-2010, 08:12 AM

Well hey, at least SHE ate it. Could've ended up a whole lot worse from the moment you said "pulled out a corn on the cob" so you got off pretty light in the long run.

05-03-2010, 11:12 AM

eww what, did you jissm on the corn, and then she ate it?

downwardspiral · 05-03-2010, 11:25 AM

well yeah.

05-03-2010, 11:27 AM

Ewwwwwwwww

05-03-2010, 11:30 AM

That's nasty.

05-03-2010, 11:33 AM

Corn is disgusting even without spunk.

05-03-2010, 11:34 AM

I love corn, but putting semen on my food is completely unnappealing

downwardspiral · 05-03-2010, 11:36 AM

I know right? ex's are ex's for a reason.. she was a right ****ing weirdo anyway.

Arya Stark · 05-03-2010, 11:48 AM

I do that all of the time.
Except with Jell-O shots.

;]

05-03-2010, 08:12 AM	#2642 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 328	Well hey, at least SHE ate it. Could've ended up a whole lot worse from the moment you said "pulled out a corn on the cob" so you got off pretty light in the long run. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

05-03-2010, 11:25 AM	#2644 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	well yeah. __________________

05-03-2010, 11:36 AM	#2649 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	I know right? ex's are ex's for a reason.. she was a right ****ing weirdo anyway. __________________

05-03-2010, 06:55 AM	#2641 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	I disagree loudly with bringing food into the bedroom, but my ex girlfriend and I were going at it in the kitchen and before I "went" she pulled out a corn on the cob from the fridge, made me "go" on it and then ate it. Life ruiner.

05-03-2010, 11:12 AM	#2643 (permalink)
Sansa Stark Guest Posts: n/a	eww what, did you jissm on the corn, and then she ate it?

05-03-2010, 11:27 AM	#2645 (permalink)
James Guest Posts: n/a	Ewwwwwwwww

05-03-2010, 11:30 AM	#2646 (permalink)
Sansa Stark Guest Posts: n/a	That's nasty.

05-03-2010, 11:33 AM	#2647 (permalink)
James Guest Posts: n/a	Corn is disgusting even without spunk.

05-03-2010, 11:34 AM	#2648 (permalink)
Sansa Stark Guest Posts: n/a	I love corn, but putting semen on my food is completely unnappealing